you go to hometown buffet and you see a completely normal couple enjoying breakfast, the boyfriend is wearing an ed edd n eddy shirt and hes cutting a slice of french toast
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you go to hometown buffet and you see a completely normal couple enjoying breakfast, the boyfriend is wearing an ed edd n eddy shirt and hes cutting a slice of french toast

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im cryingg thank y mr henson
Jim Henson drew the first sketch and was like "yeah that's fine"
In 2020 I am going to stop thinking
begone thought

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A man and a woman meet in heaven and fall in love.
They walk up to God and ask to be married.
God says give me some time and I’ll get back to you. Three or four years pass and God finally tells the man and woman that he can have them married.
A few more years pass and the man and woman fall out of love. They approach God once more and this time they ask for a divorce.
God responds “It took me four years to find a priest in this place. How long do you think it’ll take me to find a lawyer?!”
JEFF WE’VE TALKED ABOUT UR URL
None of you ever think to thank the giant woman twerking to make the wave pool work and it shows
You mean the moon???
A priest hooks a huge fish
Helping him reel it in, a sailor says “Whoa, look at the size of that fucker!”.
“Hey, mind your language!” says the priest.
Embarrassed, the sailor thinks quickly and blurts out, “Sorry father, but that’s what this fish is called, it’s a Fucker fish”.
Accepting the explanation, the priest forgives the sailor and takes the fish back to church.
“Look at this huge fucker” says the priest, spotting the bishop.
“Language, please! this is God’s house,” replies the bishop.
“No, no that’s what this fish is called, “says the priest.
“Oh,” says the bishop, scratching his chin “I could clean that fucker and we could have it for dinner”.
So the bishop takes the fish, cleans it, and brings it to the mother superior.
“Could you cook this fucker for dinner tonight?” he asks her.
“My, what language!” she exclaims, clearly shocked.
“No, sister that’s what the fish is called - a fucker”, says the bishop.
Satisfied with the explanation, the mother superior says, “Wonderful, I’ll cook that fucker tonight, The Pope is coming for dinner!”
The fish tastes just great and The Pope asks where they got it.
“Well, I caught the fucker!” says the priest.
“And I cleaned the fucker!” says the bishop.
“And I cooked the fucker!” says the mother superior.
The Pope stares at them for a minute with a steely glaze, leans back on his chair, takes off his cap, puts his feet up on the table, pours himself a whiskey and says:“ You know what?, You cunts are alright.”
jeff, change your url
BRUH

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Oh I really do enjoy how the 2020s are shaping up to be a lot like the 1920s. You get a generation of lost kids that grew up during a war. They reject their parents conservative attitudes. The youth has created a resurgence of Dadaism and Nihilism that the older generations don’t understand. An artistic boom replacing the materialistic tendencies of our parents. The queer community is thriving in a way that it hasent been in years. Activism and socialist ideologies are on the rise again. How wonderful. It makes me want to go to Paris and be the next Gertrude Stein
This is a Hot Take that I am HERE FOR.
Maybe it’s the chance to do it right this time! Let’s do this!
looks nervously at 1930s and 40s
when millennials were first heading into high school and college there was a huge trend in news stories about how stressed out our kids are, how their backs are getting messed up from carrying so many books, how they’re sleeping less and doing more school work, and how we should do more to help our kids have the childhoods we had because our kids are falling apart from stress and being forced to be more productive than kids should be. but then once millennials started hitting the workforce all the news was about how millennials are lazy and narcissistic and entitled lmao you were real concerned about us until you found out a 23 year old is more qualified to do your job than you
scooby: raggy what’s rat?
shaggy: like scoob that’s incoming enemy missiles!
scooby: ruh roh
All 3 generations of Godzilla suit wearers walking down the street together
that street must be huge
fuck it bro
vanilla extract on the ceiling

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none of you understand what himbos are...
THIS... a perfect example of a true himbo
STOP! THIEF!