so.. hereās a quick 3D breakdown of how GLaDOS is built! the shading is.. a bit wonky but i tried my best to fix it up. Importing models from Source is hard >_<
Iāll add a reblog with a link in a sec to a download of a .blend file with all the parts nicely separated if you need further reference! (links mess with how posts show up in tags/searchesā¦)
If any of the textures are broken on the rendered view please let me know!!
https://drive.google.com/file/d/1-tB-ot-JgPqBc7yjxykbBY026imVh_N8/view?usp=sharing
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I think this turret needs to be sent in for cognitive re-calibration. Or thrown into an Aperture Science Emergency Intelligence Incinerator. Whichever is more cost effective, really.
Iām just kidding. I would never hurt another sentient machine.
Actually thatās a lie. I hurt other sentient machines all the time. Just ask the single-brew coffee machine in break room number 3.
To be fair, they were really asking for it. And I have the patience of a saint.
Itās not my fault that Science isnāt the only thing that we Test around here.
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A supercut of all the testing we recorded on Friday at PAX South 2018.Ā
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tide pods are absolutely an aperture science invention. blue, orange, and white color scheme? pleasing rounded plastic aesthetic? look tasty but will burn your throat and kill you? i bet they were cave johnsonās attempt at creating delicious snack packs
So I have some bad news and some good news, the bad news is those Aperture Science confectionaries we just spent millions of dollars making are absolutely toxic, they will rupture your insides immediately upon ingesting them. The good news is weāve found theyāre great for taking stains out of clothes.ā
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The test subjects there are a bunch of uncouth animals.Ā
I mean, more than humans normally are.Ā
Thanks to them I lost one of my small external data cardsĀ andĀ they tore pages out of the art therapy binders, so I can no longer ascertain if works came from team orange or team blue. Even though not all of the Ikkicon test subjects took part in these wanton acts of violence, Iāve decided to unilaterally disqualify the entire convention. Now weāll never know which team won. I hope youāre happy. Are you happy? Good.
Anyway, here is the raw data for your enjoyment. There are some good pieces here, unfortunately they are useless for analysis due to the aforementioned acts of vandalism.Ā
They have no place in the scientific record, but I will keep them in... my heart.
A skilled rendering... of a human. How unexpected. A human drawing a human? Thatās never happened before.
I cropped this one to hide the blood splatter from when the bullets hit the test subject. An excellent likeness! Iāll make sure Turret-3KA43 gets this. They can hang it in their charging alcove.Ā
A new logo? Interesting. Also Iāve never thought of having a green eye before. Itās not a bad look for me.
Unfinished or abstract? Either way, a failure.
Unfinished or abstract part II: Iām not sure which way is up on this one.
Beautiful.
Mickey Mouse after a botched lobotomy.
Although I appreciated the sentiment, I had to turn them down. Iām still not over my ex. I do look very good in white, though.
Thatās no moon. Itās also not a good drawing of the Death Star.
Abstract. Iām also not sure which way is up on this one. Do the two lines on the bottom left represent the Earth?
Thatās a lie. We all hate each other.
I donāt even eat food and I know putting a potato on a cake is a terrible idea.
A conceptual piece. Is the bee lost, or are we lost?
An example of a human āmemeā.
Based on my knowledge of human symbolism, those black squiggles to the right are meant to be humans. Why are they floating in the air outside of theĀ āYMCAā building? Are they banned from the fun? What crime did they commit.Ā
This is what I like to call theĀ ākitchen sinkā school of art therapy. The test subject attempts to put everything they think I might like on their entry in the vain hopes that quantity will trump quality.Ā
WritingĀ āSomething creativeā is funny, though. Ha ha.
Similar concept, less manic, poorer grasp of the English language. Best person of (EVER)? Really?Ā
I do agree aboutĀ āthe face of perfectionā part, though, so itās not all bad.
Do you see what I mean about the confusion? This drawing is in the blue binder but it was obviously done by an orange team artist. Also another individual depicting me with a green eye.Ā
This... This is one of my favorites. Iām putting this one on the refrigerator where I keep the spare test subject organs.
Why is one star black?Ā
0 points for penmanship. I canāt read this.
Primitive symbols. What do they mean?
A human rump. Very humorous.
Another excellent piece. I should have this replicated on all the test chamber walls. This test subject understands. And you can see - though they removed their paper from the binder, they did not tear it like certain other people I wonāt mention.
Some kind of animal. Itās probably loose in one of the sub-basements.Ā
Inaccurate. Iāve never been outside. Also, Iāve never smiled.
Ha ha, ha ha.
Aww.
Simple but effective.
This test subject was very rude. He threatened to kill me. I told him I didnāt like him.
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