Don't Pokemon and Drive

today my players:

- got pickpocketed by a 12 year old child

- our wizard decided the best way to stop him was to cast magic missile at the child

- child almost died 

- wizard got arrested and then bailed out

- players went to a casino to find the thieves guild but the wizard drank fantasy moonshine and passed out 5 minutes in so they couldnt

- next day, its 8:45am and they didnt want to go in too early so they found other things to do during the day

- i had 1 thing planned - a fighting arena - but improved 2 shitty things (a market and a rock museum) so theyd chose the arena

- no

- no

- my players chose the rock museum

- they go to the rock museum that only has five rocks and is run by a goliath man

- he asks if they want the guided tour of these 5 rocks - the fighter says yes and pays 2 copper pieces

- guided tour (that i had to make up on the spot)

- rock 1 - a greystone rock from the greystone area that i found when my brother pushed me off of a cliff at age 5

- rock 2 - a blackstone rock from the blackstone area that my brother gave to me to apologise

- rock 3 - a volcanic rock i found when i lost my leg looking for rocks in a volcano

- rock 4 - the rock i killed my brother with

- rock 5 - a pebble my boyfriend taught me how to skip rocks with - this is my fave rock

- wizard goes and finds a cool rock to give goliath and ends up vomiting over the pebble due to being hungover

- goliath doesnt realise and wizard lures him out of the building whilst fighter cleans up the vomit

- wizard and goliath have a touching heart to heart moment

- goliath says goodbye and takes the pebble with him into a sideroom

- as he leaves the fighter asks him what his name is

- goliath turns round dramatically

i love a lot of Voltron ship 

like holy shit

but each of them kind of have their own special vibe you see what i mean?? 

like

you have Klance which is playful competition, violent chemistry and perfect team work (also a lot of PDA) 

you have Shallura which is mutual respect, maturity and privacy and honeymooning (Space Parents) 

you have Shance which is the seek of acceptance and praises, acknowledgment and mutual consolation 

you have Sheith which is admiration, worshiping and protection 

you have Shatt which is belonging, seeking and comfortable 

you have Hidge which is mischievousness, teammates, brainstorming and curiosity

you have Heith which is “you have the right to be weak sometimes”, protection and homey 

you have Hance which is cuddles, hugs and sweet kisses, reunion, secrets, jokes and familiar warmth

you have Plance which is curiosity, awkwardness and tentative, blushing and new

you have Kidge which is natural, easy, conspiracy talk, awake when the world is asleep

you have Shidge which is carefulness, slow, affection and care

you have Kallura which is strength, mutual understanding and trust 

you have Allurance which is rolling eyes and playful smirk, fondness and respectful

The mermay Shatt no one asked for (;