(aes.) john childermass
“And all that Childermass knew made him smile; and some of what he knew made him laugh out loud; and none of what he knew wrung from him so much as ha’pennyworth of pity.”
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(aes.) john childermass
“And all that Childermass knew made him smile; and some of what he knew made him laugh out loud; and none of what he knew wrung from him so much as ha’pennyworth of pity.”

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Week One: Chapters 1-5
Welcome to the start of the Jonathan Strange and Mr Norrell 20th Anniversary Readalong!
You can join in with us in a few different ways:
Our Discord server, as linked to in our initial post
Our Goodreads group & challenge
Our The StoryGraph readalong
Here on tumblr! We follow the tag #jsamn 20 readalong, and you can @ us on your posts too!
I'm pretty sure open portals are against OSHA regulations
It took me a few moments to realise that these people are inside a warehouse type building and have opened a door to show the wild weather outside they are not in fact outside opening the door of their warehouse to show us the weather they are keeping inside
*taking notes for a fantasy story* They are now
God-Machine Infrastructure: The Warehouse of the Storm
It has been an astonishing 20 YEARS since Susanna Clarke first published her debut novel Jonathan Strange & Mr Norrell on 8th September 2004.
To celebrate, we have planned a Readalong for old fans, those who have had it on their TBR pile for a while and haven't managed to get round to it, and for those who maybe haven't even heard of it yet.
The Readalong will start off on 2nd September 2024, with discussions taking place on the official discord for the chapters being each week. We also have groups on StoryGraph and Goodreads for those who would like to keep track in those places, which will be linked to closer to September.
We have broken the book down into chunks of roughly 70 pages per week, in the hopes that this is a fairly gentle reading pace to fit into your lives, as the book is a bit of a beast.
Please follow this blog for more information as we keep you updated!

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The Log Fire, The Round of the Year (1945)
by Patience Strong
Who is more of a tyrant?
The Gentleman with the Thistledown Hair
The Raven King
Gilbert Norrell
(I know, some comitted more atrocities than others, but it's the principle of the thing so humor me please!)
“Snow began to fall; a few flakes at first - then rather more than a few, until a million little flakes were drifting down from a soft, heavy greenish-grey sky. All the buildings of York became a little fainter, a little greyer in the snow; the people all seemed a little smaller; the cries and shouts, the footsteps and hoofsteps, the creaks of carriages and the slammings of doors were all a little more distant. And all these things became somehow less important until all the world contained was the falling snow, the sea-green sky, the dim, grey ghost of York Cathedral - and Childermass.”
— Susanna Clarke, Jonathan Strange & Mr Norrell
Your Jonathan Strange and Mr Norrell - Book & Show experience
Only read the book
Only watched the show
Both: First read the book, enjoyed the book more
Both: First read the book, enjoyed the show more
Both: First read the book, enjoyed them equally
Both: First watched the show, enjoyed the book more
Both: First watched the show, enjoyed the show more
Both: First watched the show, enjoyed them equally
Is your experience not in the options? Tell me in the tags/comments!

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John-Off Round 2, Bracket 3, Match 1
John Childermass: A Man of Business
Jonah Montefiore: Son of David Montefiore (LoGA)
Good evening, dear colleagues!
I am Happy to say that I am now in possession of Polls, and inspired by my Delightful colleague @fol-de-lol‘s Advent Trivia Questions, I am Proud to Announce:
THE GREAT JOHN-OFF OF ENGLISH MAGIC
38 Johns, Jonathons, Johnsons &c. from both Jonathan Strange and Mr Norrell and The Ladies of Grace Adieu will, over the next few days, battle it out to become The Ultimate John!
The brackets were chosen by a mixture of random number generator and personal choice on my part to make the different rounds as interesting as possible.
This post will link to all active polls, once they are posted.
ROUND ONE MATCHES: Preliminaries
Match 1: Sir John Sowreston vs Jonathan Barratt
Match 2: John Ker, 3rd Duke of Roxburghe vs Captain John Kincaid
Match 3: John Waterbury, Lord Portishead vs John Brassfoot
Match 4: John Ford vs Jonah Montefiore
Match 5: Jeremy Johns vs John Longridge
Match 6: John Aubrey vs Rev John McKenzie
ROUND TWO MATCHES
Bracket 1
John Hyde vs [Sir John Sowreston or Jonathan Barratt]
John McKean vs Johnson (Beggar)
John Copperhead vs John Alfreton
Jonathan Strange vs John (Waiter)
Bracket 2
John Napier vs [John Ker, 3rd Duke of Roxburghe or Captain John Kincaid]
John Windle vs John Harker
John Segundus vs John Upchurch
[John Waterbury, Lord Portishead or John Brassfoot] vs Black Joan
Bracket 3
John Childermass vs [John Ford or Jonah Montefiore]
Dr John Willis vs John (Servant)
John Hollyshoes vs John Brassfoot
John d’Uskglass vs John Cockcroft
Bracket 4
John Uskglass vs [Jeremy Johns or John Longridge]
John Wheston vs Captain John Ayrton
John Polidori vs John Purvis
[John Aubrey or Rev John McKenzie] vs John Murray
QUARTER FINALS
TBC
SEMI FINALS
TBC
THE FINAL JOHN-OFF
TBC
Who will you stay up all night talking about magic with?* (Main character edition)**
Gilbert Norrell
Jonathan Strange
John Childermass
The Gentleman with the Thistledown Hair
John Segundus
Vinculus
Raven King
Don't forget to vote in the Minor Character Edition!
*I mean this literally but you can take it as a euphemism
**By "main" I mean "more relevant + most likely to be interested in magic" (why is why I didn't include Stephen, Arabella, Lady Pole, etc)
john childermass: good magician, bad artist
Mr Gaiman,
I am on winter break for university, what book should I read and fall in love with?
Jonathan Strange and Mr Norrell.

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MEENOO’s Art.
Look at the pretty man!!! ^_^
forearms are sexy. biceps get all the attention but forearms have been known to make me act up in quite abominable and whorish ways
may I present the spectacular @ohveda forearm montage of enzo cilenti as evidence..