yo yo yo

have you ever just cried because you’re you

I burn like 2000 calories everytime i put my bed sheets on by myself

listen i spent like 10 minutes looking up “business worm clip art” and “worm in bow tie” and when i couldn’t find it i just googled happy worm clip art and even drew a briefcase(and made sure to label it so there was no confusion) and i didn’t do that for less than 200 notes

most private thing im willing to admit: im not good at estimating how much pasta is enough for one person 

I’m sorry, does that scale progress from a child to a HORSE?

how can you take this post seriously with the photos arranged like that

*new yorker voice* bada bing

*other new yorker across the street* bada boom

*another New Yorker opens their window* FORGET ABOUT IT

*new yorker on rooftop* IM WALKIN HERE

I hate when I smile at a stranger and they don’t smile back I’m doing this for you fucker

ME

12 or under. Think about it.

Trump down here just wasting space and God wanna take prince

yes

Lmmmmaaaaooo

BUT HE DIED THE SAME DAY HURRICANE SANDY STARTED

OH SHIT

*panics but in a super chill & casual way*