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i ended up just inputting “five?”

Dude frying my tendies at the raising cane's has the black nitrile gloves over the hairy forearms this is not good. Puppy's leaking. The situation in my Target boxer briefs is gonna go from Gushers to Go-Gurt real fast here. I'm so horny I deserve to have copper wire snaked through my teeth

You are the only person on this website who understands

Mutuals what are you getting? Im getting a bubbles bar but Id settle for a strawberry shortcake bar

having a king bed sounds scary what if you try to put the fitted sheet on and get lost in there and die like a caver

if you were trapped in a time loop how many repetitions do you think it would take for you to willingly kill another person, knowing there would be no consequences

I so badly want to ask this question at a party or something where I can set parameters and ask follow up questions gfdgsd people saying "I just can't see myself doing it" I genuinely want to know why. There are no material consequences, there could be temporary benefits, so what would hold you back?

i'd be too worried about the consequences for myself in the timeline i'm hopping out of

Naicha Mercier

Some of you can't be saved by touching grass anymore

I’m driving myself up the wall because I swear I can hear the vocal line but I don’t know how that could be if it was truly converted to MIDI. Unless you can replicate speech sounds entirely with modulated MIDI notes, in which case I’m actually impressed with this tire fire of an MP3.

the holiday season is almost upon us and I’d like to bring back this absolute fucking monstrosity of an audio file

Love that he managed to get the exact right pose that she ended up in! That’s a real good little brother mimick right there.

the only true chad to ever exist is the guy from type o negative