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I'm just here minding my own business ready to defend my castle and my honor
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@offical-knight
Names Civ
I'm just here minding my own business ready to defend my castle and my honor

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Greetings one and all, I'm just guy that likes to make things go boom
Seeing as "offical-alchemical-artificer" is a very long name please feel free to call me Atril, artificer or any other funny names you can think of
Uhh yeah I think that's all
brave and valiant knight, prithee protecteth mine own lands from coming invad'rs, i feareth f'r mine own barley fields
I shall, i shall
Hear me whether there be 5 invaders or 5 hundreds
Whether i have an army with me or a single brother in arms
I shall defend all that those who live within the borders of this empire create, cherish, and find pride in
Fear not for not a single grain shall fall to the attacks of the savages
i have hidden a golden ticket in one of my posts, and whoever finds it will get to go on a Marvelous Tour of my Whimsical Tower in which I Will Not Kill You and You Will Not Be Killed .
you will Not be chopped up and used for spell components, let me make that clear
ignore the Doompa Loompas
Doompa Loompa Gloomity Grain
The tower's a trap and they'll cut you in twain
Doompa Loompa Wiggity Woo
The spells in these books run on pieces of you!
could you guys shut tf up for once
I don't think it would be wise for me to try enter this tower
...
Although

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i’m boreddd reblog this and I’ll make you a little guy, probably a Pokémon or a cat
(Officals/officials only please)
May I enroll @offical-knight?
I fear he's been fighting in too many wars
Yes of course. I understand.
I need no care from a childcare foundation
I am a fully grown man and my kingdom needs me
Ok, I see what you mean now.
Hey, let’s leave the kingdom alone for a second. How about you play with this instead?
🪀
And what praytell is that colorful object?
Hmm it seems it can be swung around at high speeds with a weight on its end, not to dissimilar to the likes of a meteor hammer
I shall conduct further testing with this...
What is it called exactly?
That’s a yo-yo, but it’s nothing like a meteor hammer! You do cool tricks with it!
A yo...yo an intriguing name however I must disagree with you saying that it shares no similarities with a meteor hammer. Especially once you consider that you can perform tricks and skillful movements with a meteor hammer, of which i believe many can be performed with this yo'd yo
May I enroll @offical-knight?
I fear he's been fighting in too many wars
Yes of course. I understand.
I need no care from a childcare foundation
I am a fully grown man and my kingdom needs me
Ok, I see what you mean now.
Hey, let’s leave the kingdom alone for a second. How about you play with this instead?
🪀
And what praytell is that colorful object?
Hmm it seems it can be swung around at high speeds with a weight on its end, not to dissimilar to the likes of a meteor hammer
I shall conduct further testing with this...
What is it called exactly?
May I enroll @offical-knight?
I fear he's been fighting in too many wars
Yes of course. I understand.
I need no care from a childcare foundation
I am a fully grown man and my kingdom needs me
WAIT PEOPLE ON TUMBLR ARE REAL FUCKING PEOPLE
no im a search engibe
no im not im a grocery store
No I’m a shit music platform
No I'm an online game
NO IM A COUNTRY
Yeah no I'm a country too. Not a real person sorry
We're a bank.
[ID: a spongebob meme of Patrick on the phone, edited to say "No, this is The Commonwealth of Massachusetts". End ID]
I'm the source of bowsette
I am Just a cloud passing by, dont pay attention to me
Im on a quest, I shall return at a later date

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wore a white dress and walked in the rain to the barracks so all the knights could see my skin peeking through the fabric and i said “oh my, excuse me ladies, it seems i got myself lost in the downpour… i’m all alone and no one even knows i’m here…” and they just gave me warm clothes and made me soup so i didn’t catch a cold and escorted me back to my room. i fucking hate chivalry
No fucking way :O
My name is not yet known in those foreign lands
Hello officalverse! Im not in character right now, but I'd like to announce something:
Im thinking of writing an officalverse fic. Like, turn our characters into book characters. It'd most likely be posted on my Wattpad because I don't have ao3... 😅
Im thinking a medieval-like setting with a few tweaks because im best at writing that. And some people from different worlds and times and places to bring their own flavors of diversity. And of course the Evil Alliance will be the antags!! (I will need a list of TEA tho...)
Not all officals will be featured, but a lot will get scenes and whatnot!!
Sooooo what we thinking? If you want your offical (or official) character featured, or the book written at all, or ideas or anything to help me with the book, comment or reblog please. Tag officals, blast it everywhere. Make it seen. Thanks!!
@business-man-offical @bucky-barnes-offical @bubble-official @satan-offical @homosexuality-offical @homophobia-offical @mean-girl-offical @offical-offical @jellyfish-offical @one-offical @three-offical @five-offical @eight-offical @fourteen-offical @victorian-child-offical @the-mages-apprentice-offical @the-royal-cat-offical @the-king-offical @offical-follower-offical @tagging-officals-offical @man-offical @james-offical @jeff-offical @villain-offical @apple-juice-offical @supernatural-offical @superhero-official @castiel-offical @dean-winchester-offical @plague-doctor-offical @little-sister-offical @the-government-offical @britain-offical @british-lad-offical
Medieval setting and you thought not to invite me?
I wasn't tagged but I'm in just to be Knight's mortal enemy
I only ate one amulet
You quite literally have an amulet of amulets that stores amulets
Hello officalverse! Im not in character right now, but I'd like to announce something:
Im thinking of writing an officalverse fic. Like, turn our characters into book characters. It'd most likely be posted on my Wattpad because I don't have ao3... 😅
Im thinking a medieval-like setting with a few tweaks because im best at writing that. And some people from different worlds and times and places to bring their own flavors of diversity. And of course the Evil Alliance will be the antags!! (I will need a list of TEA tho...)
Not all officals will be featured, but a lot will get scenes and whatnot!!
Sooooo what we thinking? If you want your offical (or official) character featured, or the book written at all, or ideas or anything to help me with the book, comment or reblog please. Tag officals, blast it everywhere. Make it seen. Thanks!!
@business-man-offical @bucky-barnes-offical @bubble-official @satan-offical @homosexuality-offical @homophobia-offical @mean-girl-offical @offical-offical @jellyfish-offical @one-offical @three-offical @five-offical @eight-offical @fourteen-offical @victorian-child-offical @the-mages-apprentice-offical @the-royal-cat-offical @the-king-offical @offical-follower-offical @tagging-officals-offical @man-offical @james-offical @jeff-offical @villain-offical @apple-juice-offical @supernatural-offical @superhero-official @castiel-offical @dean-winchester-offical @plague-doctor-offical @little-sister-offical @the-government-offical @britain-offical @british-lad-offical
Medieval setting and you thought not to invite me?
YOU'RE INFECTED
No I don't small vermin.. infected with.. the black plague
Please vacate the premises before I call of Cheshire

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No I don't small vermin.. infected with.. the black plague
Please vacate the premises before I call of Cheshire
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