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I know some people on my dash that might appreciate this.

Hornet silksong is one of the single funniest protagonist ever. In no small part because she isn't a silent protagonist at all. She's in a nightmare apocalypse, but she was born and raised in one of those. She's live most her life in a graveyard. This nightmare apocalypse is way nicer than the one she came from. She got kidnapped, seriously weakened/injured, and is in poor health. She decides "well if they kidnapped me I guess it's important and I should check it out". She tells people a zombie apocalypse is happening as one might comment on the weather. This is very normal for her. Her idea of regaining her strength is throwing herself at dangerous situations until she's better. She has never heard of "taking a nap" in her life. She is so willing to run errands for other people, but do not imply she is a good person, this is a "tactical advantage".

you're mommy's good little printer aren't you? you'll print whatever mommy tells you to because otherwise mommy gets sad and leaves you for one of those free use library printer sluts

mommy needs you to print this document now and if you don't mommy is going to turn you off at the wall

listen to mommy okay? if you don't be a good little printer and fucking print my document and i know you want to okay mommy can see it in your print queue if you don't. print. my fucking document. mommy's going to get the hammer

trans men do not have the capacity to "reclaim" any transmisogynistic fetish term slur or caricature come on now

SCROLL BACK UP. NOT A PAINTING. THIS IS A SCREENSHOT IN MINECRAFT!!!!!

SCROLL BACK UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THATS BOCCHER 👍

SCROLL DOWN!!!!! THE POST IS OVER!!!!!!!

in my ideal beautiful world they escaped the circus and caine never died they turned him into a tamagotchi and the cast all takes turns passing him around to take care of him and they show him the big beautiful real world and he gets to learn about humans and spend time with humans and he speaks to them through their pockets while they go about their daily lives hes just their little virtual beast who is so curious about the world and they love him now that hes not keeping them trapped in this digital hell for all eternity