Since you have many xNTPs in your life, can you make some INTP x INFJ headcanons?
I found this hard because there's so much debating to simplify đ (Most of these are real btw, not even head canons).
Infj and intp *debate for 2 hours*
Infj: We need to stop, I'm getting a headache!
Intp (spasming): So am I, but we can't stop, we're just getting started, I'm on fire!
Infj: I should walk away...
Intp: Wait, I need to explain it to you!
Infj: I'm walking away (takes a step back)
Intp: We should give free funding to all school students!
Infj (comes back): Now you're just being ridiculous, and let me tell you why! (intp smirks).
Infj *after seeing intp is very good at a skill, creates a careful plan to befriend intp*: Hey, intp, I saw you doing that, and I don't know how to. Can you teach me?
Intp: Sure, it'll take a few weeks though. (infj evil grin)
Infj: What are you talking about? Eugenics is BAD! Did you hear what the nazis did?
Intp (excitedly): Yes, and that was very bad, but I can do it right!
Infj (hands intp paper): Can you sign this saying you pardon me of all crimes so when you become dictator I'll survive? Make sure its personal so it's definitely mine.
Intp: *writes about how much fun they've had together talking*
Intp: Well, you're obviously not considering these points... *rants about how wonderful infj is*
Intp and infj *stare at each other with wide eyes every time they pass*
Intp and infj *stare at each other with wide eyes - are we friends? Or have I finally annoyed you?*
Intp and infj *finally stop to talk to each other, exchange pleasantries*
Infj: So anyway, I was thinking about that thing you said, and it's wrong.
Intp *shy smile*: Well you've got to consider... (rant ensues)
Intp (sits down, eyes unusually wide).
Infj: Why are you crying?
Intp (quickly): I'm not crying.
Infj: I can tell you're lying - what's wrong?
Intp (struggles): ..... My cat died.
Infj: Oh, I'm so sorry. Are you okay? (intp nods). Can I do anything to help? (intp shakes head). Can I hug you? (intp nods and cries).
Everyone: Intp is so argumentative, they never shut up, UGH
Infj: Have you tried telling intp to be quiet?
Everyone: OH my goodness, that wouldn't work, they're so pushy, I just KNOW their speech is going to last for hours.
Infj: What? Not a chance!
Intp *gets up the front for a speech*: .......... (whispers)
Intp: ........ (whispers) Thank you. *sits back down*
Infj (mutters): Told you.
Infj: Don't forget to be nice. No one will listen to you if you're not nice.
Intp: Of course I'll be nice, but I like to think people will listen to me because I'm right.
Infj: No. People are idiots.
Infj (crying): My cat died.
Intp: oh no (sad face. Long pause). So... Do you believe in cat heaven?
Infj: No, I'm not an idiot.
Intp: Well, I actually read some interesting articles suggesting cats might go to heaven, and there's certainly enough scientific evidence to suggest there's an afterlife.
Infj sniffs and looks up: do you really think he's in cat heaven?
Intp: ...... (long pause)
I consider it to be scientifically possible, yes.
Infj: Intp, why are you wearing a suit to the footy?
Intp: I don't pay $80 to show up in a hoodie.
Intp (timidly): Infj... Am I... (quietly) annoying?
Infj (shrugs): not to me. I love you (taps intps nose).
Intp (smiles): Yeah? Why?
Infj (pulls an essay out of their notebook): I thought you'd never ask.