all my haters become cicaders when i enter the summer of success

childaborting hips

Oh fuck I hope this scary hallway has bitches

I feel like pirating media that isn’t sold or offered anywhere legally anymore shouldn’t be called piracy. Girl thats archaeology

are you hoes on lol mode yet ?

Outside McDonald's screaming and hitting myself in the head because you're not allowed to get a sweet tea with the crispy pussy meal anymore

actually fucking disgusting that glasses cost any money like if you actually think about it for more than a few seconds it is so unconscionably inhumane. this goes for things like insulin and mobility aids and hearing aids too ofc but fuck man, fucking glasses? the thing you need to fucking see? its genuinely sickening and inhumanly evil that those cost ANYTHING.

brought nothing to the gun fight. whatever man

it’s crazy how much you can read if you read

Normalize toys during sex. Roll that hot wheels over them titties. Skurt.🏎🏎