Odd's n Even's

you can pry starting sentences with 'and' or 'but' out of my cold, dead hands

Does anyone know what to do about the temperature and also the prices

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if "29" is your idea of an older woman you have a flickering pale aura and you will not survive daylight saving time

"riding my biggest dildo imagining it's you" ok i ah. hm. i don't quite know how to say this but. perhaps instead consider a thimble

Faux leather was the worst thing ever created

Lets take a material that can last decades with the right treatment and care and fucking replicate it with the most dogshit ugly flimsiest animal extinction microplastics smells bad unsexual rips in four days garbage disgusting saran wrap we can think of. Ostensibly for vegans.

collar with a tag that says NEEDS CLEAR STRAIGHTFORWARD COMMUNICATION OR STRUGGLES TO UNDERSTAND WHAT’S GOING ON

It's a wonderful place! I had the privilege of visiting the fynbos last year and it was as amazing as these photos show and more!