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Today:

Everyone:

GILDEROY LOCKHART IS FOUR YEARS BELOW SIRIUS BLACK

AND IMAGINE SIRIUS AT 17

AND SUDDENLY THERE’S THIS LITTLE SHIT WHO CHARMS THE OTHER GIRLS

AND SIRIUS IS JUST LIKE

rainbow mountains (peru)

red soil (canada/PEI)

rings (saturn’s if they were on earth) 

bioluminescent waves

northern lights (canada)

salt flats (bolivia, where they filmed crait but did NOTHING COOL WITH IT except red dust?? like??? come ON)

and cool fauna like the touch me not or like, you know, the venus flytrap.. and don’t get me started on BUGS like… we have bugs cooler than sw aliens

Tsingy di Bemaraha, Madagascar

Zhangye Danxia, China (similar to the Rainbow Mountains in terms of appearance)

Chocolate Hills, Philippines

Giant’s Causeway, Northern Ireland

Quebrada de Humahuaca, Argentina

Lake Retba, Senegal

Tepui, Venezuela

Tsingy du Bemaraha, Madagascar again (but a different part)

(those are razor-sharp, if you were wondering. very little of this area has been explored because YIKES)

Lake Natron, Tanzania

(looks cool, but is alkaline enough to Kill Your Shit)

Lake Baikal, Russia

(the deepest lake in the world, seriously)

and I’ll wrap it up with Son Doong Cave, Vietnam, the largest cave in the entire world.

it puts anything Dagobah has to offer to absolute shame:

(seriously, the largest chamber is 660 feet high. you could jam a fucking skyscraper in there and still lose it) 

london

Jacksonville population: 829,719

Chicago population: 2,705,000

London population: 8,174,000

I got no damn clue what the trump baby blimp is but I’m gonna trust you on this one

OH BOY LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT THE TRUMP BABY BLIMP

behold:

some excerpts from a BBC article about this wonderful thing:

“Plans to fly a giant inflatable figure depicting Donald Trump as a baby over London during the US president’s visit have been approved.

Mr Trump is due to meet Theresa May at 10 Downing Street on 13 July.

Campaigners raised almost £18,000 for the helium-filled six-metre high figure, which they said reflects Mr Trump’s character as an ‘angry baby with a fragile ego and tiny hands’.”

[…]

“Leo Murray, who is behind the crowdfunded idea, said: ’[Mr Trump] really seems to hate it when people make fun of him.

‘So when he visits the UK on Friday, we want to make sure he knows that all of Britain is looking down on him and laughing at him.

‘That’s why a group of us have chipped in and raised enough money to have a six-metre high blimp made by a professional inflatables company, to be flown in the skies over Parliament Square during Trump’s visit.‘”

[…]

“Max Wakefield, who is one of the people working on the project, said the group is ‘confident it will obtain all necessary permits’.

He said the initial crowdfunding target was just £1,000, but this was reached within 24 hours.

The extra cash will now be used to send the balloon on a ‘world tour’ and ‘haunt’ Mr Trump wherever he goes, he added.”