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Let’s have a quick talk about Clint Barton. This little shit is an orphan who grew up in the circus and somehow managed to become an avenger. This DEAF motherfucking ARCHER was asked by Tony Stark to be Captain America and he said no. He said NO to becoming Captain America. He finds out some random 20 y/o girl becomes Hawkeye while hes “dead” and what does he do? He tells her the world is big enough for TWO HAWKEYES and they form a team and he tries act as a mentor. They are both Hawkeye. Not Hawkeye and lady-Hawkeye. Just two Hawkeyes. He fights street crime when he’s not on missions. He’s friends with his neighbors. He made an ultron costume for Halloween. When his brother stole all his money and bought an island, he got over it. He rescued and adopted a one eyed dog named lucky/pizza dog. Did I mention he’s deaf? And can’t hear without hearing aids. And he wears his own merchandise. He wears Hawkeye underwear. Hawkeye wears Hawkeye underwear.

RESPECT HIM

i hate mcu clint but comic clint has all my love

JUST ordered door dash for the first time and i’m nervous !

i don’t think it’s coming 

Best part? Tony’s probably not even aware of it. Let’s assume the nanites are cybernetically connected to him, because how else could they morph into what Tony wanted without a built-in AI? That means the nanites are able to detect feelings that Tony doesn’t necessarily want to talk or even think about. It could explain why they formed that helmet design, because the nanites could detect, by Tony’s heart rate and chemical composition, the source image still brought him deep-seated comfort, beneath all of that tempestuous rage.

y’all got me fucked up

HE LITERALLY USES THE EXACT SAME WORDS SHUT UPPP

ONE OF OUR INSTRUCTORS ACCIDENTALLY GOT PAID $787,000 THIS MONTH IM WHEEZING, OMFG PAYROLL

A PAYROLL EMPLOYEE ENTERED 123 INSTEAD OF 1 SO HE GOT PAID 123 TIMES WHAT HE WAS SUPPOSED TO

eat HIS pussy

My unfortunate catholic upbringing immediately made me think of God….

hugh jackman’s yummy toes