[grease reference]

idk why ppl are always knocking on short boys like wheres my manlet bf

SEND ME HI-CHEWS IN EXCHANGE FOR GREETINGS.

MANGO OR APPLE FLAVOR PREFERRED.

dont joke about murder i was murdered once and it offends me

*my mom calls ur mom* hi i just called to tell you that your son didnt reblog my sons selfie? um no lorraine. you listen here, if you want to come to my tupperware party you better get your son in check. also your blueberry cobbler should not have won the state fair competition. goodbye lorraine.

ok i’ll say it …….i need affection ….ok damn

It's a good thing I don't have friends.

YEAH BECAUSE YOU LEAVE US ALL ON READ.

Who are you again?

THE MAN ABOUT TO SUE YOU FOR WASTING HIS TIME.

Damn. That sucks. Wish I knew who that was.

YOU’LL KNOW.

It's a good thing I don't have friends.

YEAH BECAUSE YOU LEAVE US ALL ON READ.

Who are you again?

THE MAN ABOUT TO SUE YOU FOR WASTING HIS TIME.