♡ odie.

Because now she had a new best friend. Someone who she had inside jokes with, someone that slept in the same apartment as her that she had started to sleep with her door unlocked around?

And she’d never admit it, but she had been so lonely before (so lonely she had become kind in it). lonely enough to let in a man after knowing him only during one of the top 10 worst days of her life.

Meanwhile Dennis probably has no fucking clue this revelation is happening and just pauses the TV to ask what the muppets were again.

“Oh my god, I actually don’t know how to explain it to you again.”

“I’m sorry that I didn’t grow up with a tv.”

And she’d just laugh but at the same time try to blink away the tears from her eyes without him seeing.

Princess: The hottest thing a man can do is send me five figures on Paypal and fuck off forever.

victoria finds out first—there’s a team building event at a pub and cassie left her phone on the table to go to the washroom. alone and bored, victoria posts a picture and cassie’s phone lights up with a notification that she posted.

she doesn’t figure out who’s cassie amongst her hundreds of followers so she weeds them out, luring cassie to reveal herself by dropping hints here and there about victoria’s work crush. no, not new, but someone she’s always liked and someone she now wants to share with her followers. she’s so sweet about her confessions, so needy and desperate, and cassie bites.

of course she does—this sweet girl she follows online is almost as good as the actual woman of her dreams. and, for a split second, amidst her internet crush’s confessions, cassie almost imagines that it’s actually victoria behind the screen. but there’s no way victoria would—she’s such a shy girl. this online thing? it would probably send her running to HR to report cassie and her perversion.

there’s no way that this girl’s victoria… right?