I cried, "why do I hurt?"

when u go to pick up the vase u saw on craigslist but when u get there it’s actually two people facing each other

The fact she went right back and tweeted it

Wolftopia is nearly the size of Saturn and orbits two stars that closely orbit each other!

Wolftopia 4 lyfe.

I saw someone on twt say that they're wary of people moving to tumblr because of the usernames and too many of the replies were like yeah :( I probably won't go then like if you can't handle connoreatspussy you can't handle anything

Only the strong will survive

why are you, as a man, showing up early for work?

“Rise and grind?” What are you grinding on? Cock?

Fuckin love how absolutely flat-out feral kittens get when they have something they shouldn’t.

me and my mutuals