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has anyone else ever noticed how good i am at picking pictures to reblog

If as you're reading this post you're in a sufficiently private and relaxed situation that you feel comfortable doing so, why not go ahead and make a weird noise with your mouth and/or voice. Maybe try to find one you've never done before in your life, to have the satisfaction of expanding your palette of possible physical actions a tiny bit. You may surprise yourself, you may be inspired to new curiosity towards the peculiar and unique machinery of your body. Only if you want to though.

I remember october like it was yesterday

i listen to this podcast by two priests who talk about what life as a priest is like because I find their stories interesting, and one of the best moments was when the younger priest, baby priest we shall call him, absolutely lost it on the podcast because he had been preaching, then he saw someone do a full body sigh, shoulders up and down, then look at their watch, and then shoot baby priest a dirty look. Because priests are human too, this priest found it irritating on a human level, which, okay, I can see that--and then, he spent several minutes vehemently (and jokingly, but also, vehemently) proposing that Catholicism should update its rules so if anyone does that, the priest is allowed to come down from the altar and challenge the person to hand-to-hand combat. He argued that more people would come back to church if there was a chance of seeing the priest getting in a fistfight and in fact they might go to church multiple times a day. He stubbornly refused to allow exemptions for little old ladies. he was fully and passionately committed to the idea of Catholicism allowing priests to fistfight parishioners in the middle of mass, and I'm going to say it: i think he was right

gooy csak kövérebb vagyok, nem tudok ilyen jól mozogni, és egyedül vagyok otthon.

Pont ez a lényeg. Ha nem egyedül lennél otthon (hanem elmennél táncolni, mint a fiatalember a videóban) akkor tudál ilyen jól mozogni, aztán vagy nem lennél kövérebb, vagy csak nem érdekelne.

people born in 2000 should be like 12-14 now. but they’re not. that’s how fucked up our world is now

The older this post gets the funnier it becomes

My cousin born in 2000 is a licensed psychologist.

that’s how fucked up our world is now

Tumblr is the only place where I can express that you should consider that skin care is almost exclusively marketed to you by playing off your fear of death and that should immediately ring snake oil alarm bells without it being an immediate hornet's nest kick. Of course, this is because my mutuals already know this because they are brilliant and beautiful.