Gallimaufry

adult life is truly just thinking “I NEED TO CLEAN” while dealing with the 17 other things that have a hard deadline

you've met me at a very "yeah i'm trying to work on that" time in my life

Too bad the prophet Cassandra never met Odysseus

They say if she made a prophecy Nobody would believe her

I’ve gotta say, that is exactly the kind of stupid thing that probably would circumvent a curse.

the original? on my dash?

Apollo: you’re the one who unleashed your little freak of a trouble maker on my Greek tragedy! You don’t get to blame me for this.

And in these next 50 years you will eat so many delicious meals, laugh so many times with so many people you love, shout and scream and sing and cry and smile so hard your face hurts. And you will see such beautiful sunsets and feel fresh cold air on your face and feel warm and safe wrapped up in your favourite winter coat.

I wrap this blessing around you like a shroud, so that no ill can find you, and every warmth is held close

WHAT ARE YALL READING RN you must tell me

Person who has burned too much midnight oil: Hunh I wonder why I am out of oil at noon on a Wednesday. It surely cannot be the consequences of my actions from the past month

A long time ago, in the Age of Physical, software would be stored on beautiful mirrored discs, and inside each disc a tiny wizard lived who would install the software for you.

I will probably get through this just like I have gotten through everything before but I need to be really stressed and scared first

for every darkly lit shot of a half-dressed bruce wayne sitting battered and bruised in the shadows with bloody gauges wrapped around his torso post-battle, there’s an alfred pennyworth two paces off the panel holding a plate of crustless cucumber sandwiches and this is why i refuse to take batman seriously

lying on the floor. well everything will be okay in the end i think

#muffled by the carpet: GOD REIGNS (via @freenarnian)

planetariums, art museums, aquariums, science museums my beloved