Ocean Gone Wild

The reason I stay up late is because I don’t want my free time to end and tomorrow to start

Going to bed is basically accepting the terms and conditions of dealing with whatever bs is going to happen the next day.

WHO IS ENTERING MY HOME AND STEALING MY SOUL???

Milk Head BITCH

Y’all know when Mulan is sitting in the rain and watches her parents silhouette disappear as the candle is blown out and then her eyes squint in determination and the music that starts to play and you see her go into the family temple and light a match and bow in respect and then sneak into her parents room and switch the scroll for her hair brooch and then the way her reflection is shown as she pulls the sword and cuts her hair?? It’s literally more iconic than any marvel movie

Y’all know that there is heavy symbolism in that scene to show that Mulan is the spirit of the Great Stone Dragon and that’s why Mushu wasn’t able to awaken it?

im sorry What!! i never knew this! my life feels fuller!!! ahhhh

what….

jesus fucking christ

Poor old yellow trousers on the end didn’t quite make it though did they

not to sound like a golden retriever on main but the feeling when someone praises me for something i did? indescribable

“Oh, for me?? THANK YOU!”

Christ, I fucking love dogs.

This is so pure

This is a well behaved dog.  He’s so gentle and calm about it until he puts it down and then he goes apeshit.  I love it.  Good on you, pupper.

This pup has the weight to volume ratio of a balloon

FOREVER REBLOG

I snorted so hard I was not expecting that

Except you can easily tell in that Ariel gif RIGHT THERE that she is wearing her shell bikini top…

Two guys sneak into a movie theatre dressed as one fat man

Holy shit really

This is the original meaning of “boys will be boys”

Boys will be singular boy

“Two kids in a trenchcoat” walked so that “two boys in a fat man” could run

what did frosty the snowman do other than come to life, do a little dance, then die

isn’t that all anyone ever does, really

Reblog for the last one

it’s a game show where everyone eats the furniture in a room and tries to see which is made of chocolate

So basically you’re telling me this is the best fucking game ever created

i would watch this show constantly wtf

THATS GREAT BUT YOURE MISSING THE MOST IMPORTANT DETAIL: WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHOW CALLED

I mean I guess I could try dressing as an actual member of society, instead of a disheveled, hungover swamp witch, but the question is why