I am out with lanterns looking for myself

"Real mitski fans don't listen to mitski." Nah real mitski fans rawdog that shit. We take it right up the endless pit that is our emotional turmoil like real men.

HAPPY PRIDE TO ALL MY BLACK QUEERS AND BLACK LESBIANS AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Strange racists and homophobes on the internet seem to have access to an alternate way cooler version of TV than me. "every white character on TV is in an interracial relationship" "every show has a gay couple in it" "main characters keep having to secretly be bisexual and nonbinary" "every show has gratuitous full frontal nudity" like damn promise?? What channel???

why is embarrassing children so funny to adults Stop this or i’ll kill myself in front of you