Occasionally Clever

I need my weird alone time or I will explode

all i need is a sweet treat. and six thousand dollars

‘bread is bad for you’ ‘rice is bad for you’ sorry im not subscribing to the idea that staple grains that have been integral to cultures for centuries are evil. i love you carbs

hey so anyone else just, feel thin. sort of stretched. like butter scraped over too much bread. like you need a holiday. a very long holiday. and you don't expect you shall return? or is that just me and bilbo baggins

"You could get up early and do it before work" I could also wait for a magic beanstalk to start growing in my living room LMAO. Let's focus on things that happen in the real world

"I'm still kicking" is such a funny way to say "I'm still alive". Like lol. I'm still thrashing. Flailing. Writhing even. The violence remains.

i keep adding to my "watch later" and not watching later

ngl i need people who like 911 to watch rfds coz its kinda better and its aussie and they have planes and one of the main characters is a drag queen and justine clark, one of my fav celebrities ever, is in it and its so good and also nothing is too over the top like everything that happens could actually happen in rural australia and does happen

like to charge, reblog to cast.

reblog to give prev a fUCKING BREAK in 2026

i hope something good happens to me. i hope something good happens to you too. i hope something good happens to all of us soon

big fan of peace and quiet and alone time.