I didn't choose the nerd life

atheist quarterback throws a hail darwin

agnostic quarterback throws a hail maybe

christian pitcher throws a christian baby

most euthanizable mutuals of 2026

shine normal like a plain rock

can't believe the only options are 30 minutes early or 10 minutes late. if only there were some other way. but what can you do

Heated rivalry shouldve been about 2 ugly old guys that play mahjong then maybe id consider watching it

$1,000,000 deposited into your bank account every day for the rest of your life or sex with Jafar?

does jafar love me

hell no bitch

Are you doing okay? We missed you at the devil's sacrament. He mentioned you by name. Everyone was looking around and cheering until we realized you weren't there. If you need to talk I'm always here. At the aforementioned devil's sacrament.

”what’s got you so happy” because 🩷 friends 🥺☺️on interner 😍☺️⭐️

so pro-abortion i forget people try to get pregnant on purpose