I didn't choose the nerd life

ur girlfriend/boyfriend should NOT be ur first priority... ur first priority should ALWAYS be me, ur tumblr mutual

sometimes you just gotta fuck up your sleep schedule by reading all 100k words of a fic you're not even enjoying, and don't ever let anyone tell you otherwise

atheist quarterback throws a hail darwin

agnostic quarterback throws a hail maybe

christian pitcher throws a christian baby

most euthanizable mutuals of 2026

shine normal like a plain rock

can't believe the only options are 30 minutes early or 10 minutes late. if only there were some other way. but what can you do

Heated rivalry shouldve been about 2 ugly old guys that play mahjong then maybe id consider watching it