Even folks on the pro-porn side of the aisle often talk like it's the presence of narrative that makes porn an art form, as though the erotic needs to be explicitly justified in order to elevate it from the mere mechanical production of arousal, and it always makes me feel like maybe we're not quite as "pro" as we think we are.

I once saw a video of a woman staring expressionlessly into the camera while jerking off a strap-on the size of her own forearm and wearing panda themed one-piece pajamas complete with little bear ears on the hood, and I feel like it would have been lessened as art if it had attempted to explain itself.

certainly there are more of them now than there have ever been but it's crazy how "annoying dude who thinks he's just like the romans" has been an unfortunately common Type of Guy for well over a millennium

ethos, pathos, logos, and d'artagnan

Fascinating how what's considered feminine and what's considered masculine can change over time. The rebranding of being a horse girl into being a stereotypical feminine girly trait needs to be studied.

Look at classic children's novels. As recently as the 50s and early 60s, being obsessed with horses as a girl was depicted as strange and tomboyish, and the very concept of being obsessed with horses from early childhood and loving toy horses and desperately wanting your own horse being a "little girl thing" and not a "little boy thing" would send someone from the 1800s and earlier into a coma.

There's maybe a point to be made here somewhere about how when keeping and riding horses stopped being necessary to the functioning of society and became a more "frivolous" thing, it was rapidly rebranded as silly and girly and for women, but what do I know.

ugly people fuck all the time they’ve been fucking since the dawn of time so if you’re ugly and you’re not fucking that’s kind of on you

anyways id love to watch more shows but its extremely dangerous. what if i end up liking a character. that could be fatal

Everybody say "thank you south america" for the humble potato

piss poor reading comprehension???? simply drink water and you will have an abundance of piss

piss rich reading comprehension

I'm flattered you say we piss on the rich

santa claus but instead of naughty or nice i judge if uve been banal or avant garde 

Pissing off elves by claiming i fought in wars their empire waged 1000's of years ago when im clearly a regular human