Watching Phantom with my cousins but it's only the commentary they made:
"WAIT! Doesn't the girl die at the end?? She.. she gets tossed in a.. a hot thing in a basement right???" "Dude, I think you're describing hell"
*chandelier crashes* "HYPE HYPE HYPE HYPE HYPE-"
"He's theEEERRrEEEeE tHHEEE pHHHaAAaNnNTTTOOOomMMm of tHe OPPEERRrRRRaaa" "SHUT UP, IM TRYING TO WATCH" (This will continue everytime Erik appears)
*madame Giry slams her cane on the ground while Christine is singing* "oop she had to do it to them"
*while Christine is singing* "HER EYES??? HER EYES! H E R E Y E S!!!"
""Gee, there's a phantom in this opera house?? Damn, wonder who that could be, anyway, Meg, have i told you about my angel of music?""
"If I can't be Christine then I wanna be Meg, she's i c o n i c"
"Who's he??? He's cute." (About Raoul)
"DID HE REALLY GO TO THE GODDAMN SEA JUST TO GET HIS CRUSHâS SCARF??? D E D I C A T I O Nâ
"JESUS CHRIST" (When Erik screams "INSOLENT BOY")
"HE'S HERE!!! THE PHANTOM OF THE OPERAAAAAAAAA"
Main theme/Phantom of the opera
"TUN TUN TUN TUNNNNNNNN TUN TUN TUN TUN TUNNNNNNN-" "liteRALLY SHUT UP"
"*insert various variations of Christine going "AAAAAAAAaAAaAaAA" here*" (this will continue on at random parts when someone disagrees with what's happening on screen)
"*sighs dreamily* When will someone serenade me in the moonlight with a bunch of candles everywhere??"
"Why are his lips so big??"
Stranger than you dreamt it
"Literally what in GOD'S name are they saying???"
Poor fool he makes me laugh
"WHO CARRREEEEESSSSSS???? Where's the phantom????"
"THERE HE IS!!! HE'S THERE, THE PHANTOM OF THE OPERAAAAA"
"WOW, what a dick." (When Carlotta starts to croak and the Raoul supporters realize it's because of Erik)
Why have you brought me here/Raoul, Iâve been there
"WOW, WHAT A DICK." (Erik supporters When Raoul grabs Christine and says "There is no Phantom of the opera")
"RAOUL YOU WERE LITERALLY JUST IN THE OPERA HOUSE WHERE HE J U S T A P P E A R E D????"
"He's a dumbass, but he's MY dumbass"
(When I mentioned that Hadley only had 2 weeks to rehearse and he almost forgot his line) "DAMN HE RECOVERED HELLA QUICK THO"
"They're so cute,,,,, they're so cute,,,,,"
"She's pretty, she's talented and she gets to sing with a handsome guy???? QUEEN"
"OH MY GOD ARE THEY GONNA KISS????" "NO THEY'RE NOT"
"AHHAHAHAHHA YES!!!" "nOOOOOOOOOOOO"
"AAAAAAAAAAaAaAaAAAaAA" (Erik supporters when they kiss) "SHUT UP"
(Phantom appears) "oh for GOD'S SAKE" "He'S hEEERRRREEEEEE THE PHANTOM OF THE OPERA"
"Oh, you gonna cry?? You gonna cry because you're a little bitch who can't handle getting rejected???" "SHUT UP!!! DON'T DISRESPECT THE PHANTOM LIKE THAT, HE'S A COMPLEX CHARACTER-" "HE'S A LITTLE BITCH IS WHAT HE IS" "AAaaaaaAAAAAaa" "SHUT UP"
âLmaoooo heâs covering his earsâ
âRAOUL AND CHRISTINE DANCING I-â
âTHEYâRE SO CUTEEEEEEEEEâ
âWait, if this is a masquerade, why doesnât Raoul have a mask?â âBecause his face is too pretty to be covered, duh.â
âHeâS THEREEE THE PHANTOM OF THE O-â âOKAY WE GET ITâ
âHe really had to have the most extra costume huhâ
âThe managers should honestly just find another opera house to run.â
ââThey donât have to they canât make youâ BUT THEN HE FORCES HER???? LMAO OK THANKS RAOULâ
(Picture above happens) âHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAâ âSHUT UP HEâS TRYING HIS BESTâ
âRaoul and Christine should just move. They should just find another place where she can perform. She doesnât deserve this.â
Wishing you were somehow here again
(No one was talking because we were all just taking in her vocals)
Wandering Child/Bravo monsieur
âOH HEâS BACK, WOW WEâRE SO SURPRISEDâ âHEâS THEREEE THE PHANTOM OF THE OP-â âI SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU DONâT SHUT UP-â
âCHRISTINE NOOOOOOOOOâ âRAOUL JUST RUN UP TO HER, THATâS LITERALLY ALL YOU HAVE TO DOâ
âWhat in Christâs name are they saying: the thrilling sequelâ
âYESSSSS GIVE INNNN GIVE INNNNNâ
âDAMN IT RAOULâ âYES RAOULâ
âTake a shot every time someone says âmonsieurââ
âHEâS THEREEEEE THE PHAAA-â âSHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UPâ
âUGH, HE WAS WATCHING THEM WHEN ALL I ASK OF YOU HAPPENED??â âSHUT UP, HEâS ONLY DOING THAT BECAUSE HEâS CLINGING TO THE FIRST LOVE HEâS EVER FELT IN HIS LI-â âITâS CREEPYâ âITâS ROMANTICâ
âWait whereâd Raoulâs coat go??? Did it just dissapear off the face of the earth?â
âTHE PHANTOM AND CHRISTINE LOVE EACH OTHER, YOU DONT GET ITâ âSHEâS ENGAGED, YOU DONT GET ITâ âHER FIANCĂâS A DICKâ âTHE PHANTOM IS A DICKâ
âRAOUL, WHY DID YOU GO ALONE, YOU DUMBASS???â
âRAOUL YOU WERE GIVE ONE PIECE OF ADVICE AND YOU DIDNâT TAKE IT, HONESTLY YOU DESERVE THISâ
âThey donât deserve this. No one in this musical deserves thisâ
âWhat are they saying: a trilogyâ
âNOOO WHAT THE FUCKâ âGOD DAMN ITâ âARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING MEâ âYESSSSSS YESSS YESSSSâ âWE WON!!!â âWE LOVE TO SEE IT!â âAAAAAAAaaAaAaaAaAAaAaAaAAAAaAaâ
âNO CHRISTINE, CHRISTINE STAY WITH HIM!!â âPHANTOM, ANSWER HER!!!â (Raoul: say the word, and I will follow you) âSHUT UP RAOUL, YOU WERE CLEARLY NOT SUPPOSED TO ANSWER THATâ
âHonestly, Christine should just find another person to date, both of them suck.â
(No, they donât know that thereâs a sequel.)