#its simple

writing dialogue for matt johnson is easy you just write what he would say in the situation, except you have him say a few things he would never say in the situation, which wraps around into being in character because in the situation he would say what he would never say

You would think I would know how to spell realizing

Still not really understanding how anybody could be upset at will Smith for slapping the shit outta Chris rock

Love when I get tips at work and I can go silly mode at the bulk card section at the game store

I wish this were like a joke and not an overall observation but I hate ads, especially with sound, and I hate mobile game ads particularly because alot of ads AND whole mobile games have literally just resorted to their sound design being clinking coinchange and jingling keys to try and trick you into interacting and I'm not saying "loud and flashy" I MEAN literal clinking coinchange and jingling keys... At what point do you start believing in the cocomelonification of life as we know it because we've fucking been there for the past 4 years.

one thing about me is that i leave even if i need you

I don't need a reason to love you, I just do.