oh daddy

the splashes from previous attempts…this is one dedicated boy

some of u never tried to force a volleyball as far underwater as u could at a pool as a kid only to have it shoot up and hit u in the fucking face and it shows

the comment perfected this post

Just Let Him In

reblog to help him get off the chair, like to help him jump onto another surface

You’d think it’d be 32 because he’s got a slight weight advantage, but 856 is the underdog.

but where’s my boy 480 Otis?

FUCKING U N I T

This is the only bracket anyone ever needs to care about all other brackets are cancelled.

A healthy relationship keeps the doors and windows open. Plenty of air is circulating and no one feels trapped. Relationships thrive in this environment. Keep your doors and windows open. If this person is meant to be in your life, all the open doors and windows in the world won’t make them leave.

I bet it was a mosquito who wrote this

Even funnier thing to imagine: resurrecting Diogenes too and telling him that “Platonic” relationships means not fucking, he’d probably laugh himself back to death.

oh god why is this me lol help

I’m so glad this came back into my life

ahahahahahahah omg