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im not arguing with a dogboy go fetch

''what if you regret it'' then you will expirience regret - a normal and unavoidable part of the human expirience.

the more you twist yourself into a pretzel to avoid regret the harder it will hit when it eventually catches up to you.

I know this sounds like the deranged ramblings of a senile old man but I swear it used to be possible to look up information on the internet

im realizing very fast that people do not in fact know that sometimes things in stories suck on purpose and it sucking is the point

a squirrel or perhaps a cardinal posted this

computer. die young by kesha. loud enough to kill

do you think the pieces from chess are all actually mad at each other or are they just like actors

if she’s your girl why am I wearing her favour at the tournament

"Guy" and "man" have different connotations with adjectival nouns. Like "tree guy" = arborist but "tree man" = he lives in a tree, or maybe he is a tree.

the problem with liking video games is that the gaming industry is genuinely so evil and needs to be wiped out

do y’all remember usernames??? from back when every fuckin website didn’t need your email phone number home address social security number just to join/sign up for something?? when you could make website-specific accounts that weren’t linked to literally anything else??? they tried to boil us like a frog slowly switching to “username/email” and then just asking for your email. but I remember. I remember usernames.