Obey Me Dynamics +Headcannons
I made this poll a while back and since a certain someone said they chose the wrong choice by accident, the headcanon votes would have been tied.
Also, since I'm still new to Obey Me, I'm gonna go off by what I remembered/learned so far, which isn't much,and I MIGHT get some details wrong so spoiler alert (?)
I like to get the romance one out the way because I know people LOVE that.
Satan X Sabine: Old Married Couple
At first, the two didn't speak to each other at all, and she avoided him to not make him angry. When he did yell at her (just that one part in the of OM game, where he threatened MC. On not at that part yet, but I know it happened) she would have started crying or be afraid, but it was one of ten few times she didn't. Instead she slapped him and gave him a stern talking to. After that, they made up.
Those two pretty much are similar people, except Sab is allergic to cats, so the two (and with Solomon's help) try to come up with some kind of allergy medicine thing so she can go to cat cafe dates with her beloved Tantan
When the two argue, they hiss like cats and their banter sounds like an old couple.
These two have their own "book club" together, with the couple the only member (Levi would have been in there too but Satan said manga and comics didn't count, even though he gave those a shot at one point.)
When those two got married, they got a cat named Dandelion, which they treated as if it's their own child, and yes. the cat was hypoallergenic. They got it as a kitten and on the day of their wedding, during the reception.
(Uh... I'm debating if I should share something about them in the bedroom, but I feel like I shouldn't because some of y'all know how Satan is)
He calls her things like "Kitten" and his" little enigma" and she calls him "Kitty" and "Tantan"
Overall, these guys are great together
(I think I need to stop here because I'm getting WAY too into this. Ill make a post about Sab and Satan. )
(Also, if I was into poly relationships and if I didn't steal another person I know irl men, I would have also put Barbatos, Simeon, Asmo, and probably Mammon into the romance part)
At first, those two barely spoke to one another, and when they do interact, they were somewhat petty to another. Idk, it's similar to when MC gotta make a pact with Asmo (Im currently reaching that part so I dunno too much, other than that one Obey Me fandub. This will change in the future)
"Well excuuuuuuse me,princess"
Like with Satan +Sab, Asmo and Sab would hiss at each other during and argument
Their skirmish stopped when Sab found a few outfits from Asmo's wardrobe that she would wear
"GEEZ! You have a wardrobe as the sized of Sharpay Evans, Missy Piggy, London Tipton and any other rich gal all together times 10, boy"
"Oh! This is cute!"*tries to steal it*
"There's like at least 10 things that are cute. Everything else is....unique"
Whenever the two hang out, Asmo would ALWAYS be close to Sab, cuddling and nuzzling her. She does mind.
Sab would just go 😮 at any time Asmo says something freaky (I mean who wouldn't?)
These two follow each other on Devilgram despite Sab not using it often (She thinks it's like Instagram when it comes to how people act on there + the algorithm.)
At first, Sab could NOT stand him. Because she saw that how reckless Mammon is and that he didn't pay anyone back, and she HATED that he was the one to look after her, but when she heard that Mammon would secretly send money for a sick little girl, the way Sab switched up was CRAZY. She broke out in tears and apologized to Mammon.
From that moment on, they were cool, and she was up for almost anything he got for the two. They got that good girl/bad boy type of dynamic
When Sab met Lil D #2 and it called Mammon "Papa" she was in shock and was like "YOU A DADDY? THAT'S YOUR KID?? " even those she knew it's not his biological kid, and thought it was adorable and played along, even as going so far as to playing as the lil demon thingy "mama" So she's just playing house with Mammon once in a while.
Dear God she did NOT like Levi at first. She goes "Ew. I don't like his vibe. He goes 'Its not fair! It's not fair!' like a lil brat. How is HE this 3rd oldest??" (She can't say anything because she acts like him too to some degree) She REALLY didn't like him when that TSL quiz thing happened.
"He didn't have to be a sore loser that I know a bit more about the darn thing than I do. Besides, I may look like a "normie", but I AM an avid anime watcher and manga reader. I just do it once in a week"
After all that, they make up and such and nerd out together.
Barbatos was her very first crush when she first came to the Devildom. As soon as she saw him, she was instantly smitten.
"He's so calm and elegant and I heard he makes the best desserts ever! Also, there's something about him that I can't really name that just draws me in..."
Barbatos and Sab have spent some time together and ALMOST felt some kind of romantic pull toward each other, but the thing is, they never told each other, and it's just painful to watch. It was like "KISS ALREADY DANG IT!!" A painfully slow burn, if you will. Even Sab knew it. Eventually, she realized that Barbatos seems way too secretive and cryptic for her liking when it comes to her wanting to romantic pursue him, so her feelings for the butler faded, and she went after Satan instead, seeing how expressive he is in a romantic setting, and absolutely swooned over it.
Overall, they're pretty cool with each other. Also she loves hearing Barb speak.
"Ah, Simeon. I wish he was my guardian angel. He's so pretty and gentle"
These two would sometimes play house having Luke as their child. (God how many pretend families Sabine has?? Who knows)
Sabine also thought of Simeon as her soulmate, guardian angel, platonic lover all that good stuff
Part 2...whenever. (I ran out of steam)
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