*Asmo and Levi doing Mc's make-up*
Levi, holding up a make-up sponge: I also brought this at the store because I saw a white woman use it on deviltube
Asmo, passive aggressively use it: And we're blending
Levi: It is a sponge, drenched in the power of Satan
Asmo, still blending: Ready to take some fucking souls, AND RUIN SOME GODDAMN LIVES
Mc, looking in the mirror: Omg, FRONT PAGE NEWS, I have shapeshifted
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Sailor j- Contouring 101
Ok but Imagine MC doing the part right after that where Sailor J starts talking about the men Finding Out about our Powers:
MC: I have SHAPESHIFTED…..oh NO if the men find out we can shapeshift they are going to tell the CHURCH
Asmo, Levi: Huh?
MC: Which is historically bad, they don’t like when we can do things, last time they burned us at the stake for like…so much…so many years…and that was just for learning how to READ
Asmo, Levi: *HORRIFIED SILENCE*
Solomon, overhearing while walking by on his way to bother Lucifer, and the only one who’s getting the joke: pfft…hahahahahaha
MC, whipping around at the speed of sound and pointing accusingly: YOU don’t get to laugh Human Man….part of the goddamn problem….
Solomon, The Biblical Age Feminist™️: …I…I tried not to be
Ok but Solomon being the biblical age feminist makes me sad and happy at the same time.
Cause imagine him seeing all these women and young girls being harmed simply because they didn't fit the "expectations" of men.
I just see him sometimes saving a little girl from death because she taught herself to read or like herbal healing or even just speaking her mind.
Eventually he just has like a dozens of little girls in his care. They're all super smart and he looks after them and encourages them. They're his babies now. No one can stop him. Touch his girls you die.
