THINGS THAT AMUSE ME

Aw, I’ve not had one of these before.

Heads up kids - there’s some really random shit out there. I’ve been around the block long enough to laugh at this, but just remember if you happen to get something like this through - it’s complete and utter nonsense.

I guarantee you there is not even a real person at the other end of this, but my god imagine the sad little life of that person if it was.

Reminds me of when I used another fanfiction site years ago. People would leave similar comments like that all the time. If this is a real person that wrote that comment. Rage bait or not:

Let’s play the biggest game of kick the can on the internet.

1. Clint in the vents

2. Bruce and Tony in the lab... science bros

3. Cap being accused and called out by his team ... either it's the "language" or "I understood that reference"

4. Loki for some reason being imprisoned in the tower by Odin to learn humanity blah blah

5. Thor and his poptarts

6. Natasha and wanda being the bestie

7. Reader either dating Loki or Bucky

8. Fury calling out reader initially as a threat as they were an orphan who was a lineage of witches type of trope. OR reader is Tony's kid.

9. Bucky randomly becoming besties with Sam and them having their own fights.

10. Peter and Shuri becoming besties with reader

11. Maria, pepper, wanda, Natasha and reader having sleepovers.

12. Tony having a party every time after a mission. Everyone ends up trying to lift thor's hammer and reader turns out to be worthy.

13. Loki teaching reader how to use magic.

Darcy as Tony's personal assistant, the only other person besides Pepper to keep Tony In line. All the snarky and sassy banter.

Jane as part of the Science Bros.

Write it badly or it'll never be written

Write it badly or it'll never be written

Write it badly or it'll never be written

Write it badly or it'll never be written