ye local old man connoisseur

dawn dimmadome? wife of doug dimmadome, owner of the dimmsdale dimmadome?

actually she took the dimmadome in the dimmadivorce

Chat me and the old man of my dreams had more interactions that were flirty (confirmed by others, I'm not just projecting) and I'm gonna follow him on social media either today or tomorrow and I'll ask him out to get coffee together CHAT HELP

I followed him on Instagram TWO DAYS AGO can he please accept

[very clearly indulging the urge] im fighting the urge

the funniest fucking thing about being a warrior cats kid & learning english later in life is that now seeing posts about the series i have no fucking clue what any of these characters are. like i know Firestar, maybe a couple of others from the first books (im cultured i watched amvs). the rest of em are named smtb like Liverpool and Bomboclat and I'll have absolutely no idea who that is unless there's fanart attached and then there's a high chance it doesn't help cause all of em are literal cats from da animal kingdom

I'm like if a missing person was literally right there

old man. handsome. i hold him like hamburger

can somebody please put me down

And yet whenever I don't actively stare at him he is looking