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the idea that femmes have to be tiny and petite and skinny is ugly

y'all seen shapes before? circle, square, all that stuff.

truly ahead of their time

unrestrained summer fun

I threw a wish in the well... don’t ask me I’ll never tell....

what was it

I’m trying to sing a song can you shut the fuck up

no homo. we’re fresh out. we should get a new shipment in on monday

can you check in the back

this has bdg energy

I just want everyone to know my wife has been laughing at this post for like three full minutes, she’s literally in tears and in three years together I’ve never seen her laugh this hard????

my wife now

I’M DEAD

Fun fact: if you know your feline body language, you’ll notice that the lynx is deferring to the housecat. As far as these two are concerned, the housecat is the higher-ranking cat.

OH MY GOSH

BIG STRONG DAUGHTER