Diva Bovina

The most accurate recreation of the fallout experience so far in the show is being snuck up on by a Yao guai and running away screaming ‘fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck-

Relationships that have real king/lionheart energy, that whole “I have sworn myself wholly to you, I am your sword arm, I am your dog” to someone else’s “you are the one person in this world I can rely on, and I am both bolstered and burdened by your absolute faith in me” vibe, but it’s in circumstances that are like. so low stakes. Manger of a movie theater/the one usher who doesn’t smoke weed at work.

portrait of the author (2024)

#TEMPORARY AND SMALL JOY IS STILL JOY NONETHELESS   (via smokeandsong)

I’m fine

I need divine intervention

Oh sunk-cost fallacy, we're really in it now. We are in fact so really in it that if we quit now then everything we did would have all been for nothing and so we have to keep going in

:/

need a full body massage a margarita 400mg of ibuprofen a plate of brownies at least an hour in a jacuzzi and 20,000 dollars cash