how can someone be asexual? iâm glad you asked. obviously i canât speak for all of us but i for one lost my sexuality in a drunken game of poker against captain jack harkness.
how multisexuals are made: we win our sexuality off the asexuals
us graysexuals have a more nuanced agreement, we get our sexuality back on weekends and on holidays we occasionally borrow someone elseâs
sexuality banking
Iâm crying! đ
Fractional reserve sexuality.
I lost most of my sexual attraction in a game of high stakes Apples To Apples in college, but later I found some bits and bobs between the couch cushions.
Demisexuals never lost theirs as such, but they keep it packed in layers of tissue paper in a box in the basement next to the fine china and only bring it out for special occasions.
I traded mine to become a dragon.
I bartered off my attraction with a cleric for the chance to cast some wicked cool spells to give myself an eternal supply of cake. #noregrets





































