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I’m sorry but the third place match on Saturday is going to funny as ffuuuuccckkkkk simply France vs England fighting to see which is less of a disappointment

not now kitten. daddy only planned the first half of his wip, and now he has to figure out what the fuck to do for the other half.

being an adult is just saying to yourself “this is the weekend i’ll clean my [x]” and then proceeding to not do that because it’s the weekend and you deserve to relax, goddamnit

why does this have 85K notes

because we reblogged it instead of cleaning our [x]

odas internal monologue is so funny bc hes constantly like "a smart man would run away. and god DAMN im stupid" and does said stupid thing. every. time.

my favorite thing about navigating fanfiction is finding a really good one and being all “oh boy this was good, I hope they have more!” and literally every other story they’ve ever written was for like Miami Vice 

#a lot of the time this happens because someone in their 40’s got into 1 new thing and threw a fic at it before resuming business as usual#like sorry gang they’re not a youth who’s weirdly into your mom’s shows they’re your mom who played genshin impact

im going to explode in the kiln

the most 2014 post possible

gonna be honest i don’t know how many more ‘enter the 6 digit code we sent to your phone’s i got left in me