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Coming up with theories about the D&D campaign youâre in and then telling your DM what your theories are like

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Level 1: Prophecy proclaims that no man can kill villain; killed by woman.
Level 2: Prophecy proclaims that no weapon can harm villain; pushed down stairs and dies.
Level 3: Prophecy proclaims that villain will be brought low by no mortal hand; kicked to death by angry mob.
Level 4: Prophecy proclaims that no power on Earth shall be villainâs undoing; fatally distracted by sun in eyes.
Level 5: Prophecy proclaims that only power of laughter can defeat villain; beat up by clown.
Level **: Prophecy claims that villain cannot be killed by man nor beast, at day or night, or inside or outside. He is killed in a doorway at sunset by a half-man, half-lion (this is actual Hindu myth)
Level ???: Prophecy claims that hero cannot be killed during the day or night, nor indoors or outdoors, neither riding nor walking, not clothed and not naked, nor by any weapon lawfully made. He is killed at dusk, wrapped in a net with one foot on a cauldron and one on a goat and with a spear forged for a year during the hours when everyone is at mass.
(actual Welsh myth!)
what iâm getting from this is that rules-lawyering is an ancient and honorable tradition
thereâs a decent amt of neurologists whoâve called the sleep schedules weâre obligated to be on despite flagrant conflict with our natural circadian rhythms âborderline tortureâ and the work hours weâre expected to put in despite the fact that the average person can only maintain maximal efficiency and focus for 3 hours at a time ânearly inhumaneâ and i think about that a lot
The American artist Mike Stilkey was summoned by a bookstore in Seoul to design large-scale mosaics created with books.
@go-west-allen @sweet-child-of-the-paradise-city
I just like the use of the word âsummonedâ. Like dude wasnât just hired, nah, they had to perform a whole ritual to get him there to do art.
Kevin from the marketing division got sacrificed.
Which looking at that artwork, worth it tbh.

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Iâm offended
I CANT EAT BECAUSE IM LAUGHING TOO HARD
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Is this the same show with the guy who licks his own poisoned blade & just immediately dies?
Yeah. Itâs called YĹŤsha Yoshihiko, or The Hero Yoshihiko.
Thanks & reblogging answer so others can also look it up.
An ad about understanding autism that changes as you move
I looked into the organization that made this ad (national autistic society) and found out that their website actually features posts written by autistic people to persuade people that rather than âcuringâ autism, the differences among people should be celebrated and theyre primarily recommended to parents learning with new diagnoses :^)
âIâm not naughty, Iâm autisticâ wouldâve changed my life as a kid.
okay but can we also just appreciate how accurately they managed to visually represent what overstimulation feels like?
This ad is 11/10 đđź
Well?
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how to draw arms ? ?Â
holy fuck
holy fuck is right⌠but⌠does it work with legs???
yes !!
but how much extend
^^^^^^^^^^
I NEARLY CHOKED
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finally. i can be accurate
This is too fucking great to not reblog
I give it MASCLES
BIG MACHO
Iâm always tired
Parking sensor via Shitty_Car_Mods
if anyone on this website even vaguely implies that this car is shitty iâll rip the shingles off of the roof of your house. every last one. Look at the chickens they have little bowties and everything
Did anyone thought about this?
WHY IS THIS SO CUTE?!
Cat-Plants You Probably Shouldnât Water
The cat crop is good this year.
A plentiful harvest

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I want to read a story about a wizard whose only spell is âfix thisâ, but the specially-crafted magic takes their intent into account.  "Fix this" can mean repairing the wheel on the adventurersâ cart or healing a broken arm or âfixingâ a lock so that itâs in what the wizard considers the âcorrectâ (unlocked) position. Imagine the other mages getting increasingly frustrated as the wizard stubbornly refuses to learn any other spells.
Wizard: *points at a canyon* Fix this
Other casters: Thatâs not really how spells -
Wizard: Oh look, one of our blankets is now a magic carpet. Â Guess we donât need a bridge.
Casters: How -
Wizard: *points at logs that wonât catch fire* Fix this
Other casters: Thereâs been too much rain, it wonât -
Wizard: Â I fixed it so that itâs in the same state it was yesterday. Â Someone here knows how to start a fire, right?
Casters: What -
Wizard: *points at charging dragon*: Fix this
Other casters: THATâS NOT HOW MAGIC WORKS YOU IDIOT WEâRE GOING TO DIE
Dragon: *coughs* Did you just⌠cure my intestinal problems?  Iâve been trying to stop breathing fire for weeks, but it just kept spilling out, and every time I tried to ask for help, I burned everything down.  I wonât forget this kindness.
Casters: *ripping their hair out* H O W
Iâm dying đđ
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