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the only problem with scythes as a weapon is that you can't design one without some joyless realist deciding it's their duty to remind you how impractical they would actually be in combat. it's always "but a scythe would be useless in a real battle!!1!" and never How was the scythe the scythe looked fun it was fun.

the Point of a scythe is to look wicked cool and make you look wicked cool when you swing it around okay your facts and logic have no power here. suspend your disbelief boy.

anyway i love you scythes i love you swords taller than my entire body i love you giant guns mounted on tiny shoulders i love you whips whose length changes depending on how far away your target is i love you throwing knives i love you dual wielding i love you physically impossible combat scenarios and weapons whose only purpose is to look awesome to my eyes

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me vibrating and talking fast: i am so cute and i cannot die 

The future of all communication between trans people will be done through Astolfo memes

people on tumblr will have 4 letter names

diversity win! im bisexual and im going to kill you!

reblog and put in the tags your phone color and the case

baby i’ve got half finished wips you couldn’t even imagine

#Malice mizer