Nothing in the rule book says a dog can't play basketball. There are a couple rules against trans women, however, so she'll have to leave.

biting the hand that feeds me but im also sucking on the fingers a bit

Turning the cuck chair around backwards to show I'm not like your other, boring cuckolds

*youth pastor voice* you know who else got nailed while all his friends watched? that's right,

For thousands of years humanity has selectively bred chickens to have larger breasts and to have to lay eggs constantly. We did it to get more meat and per chicken, but from the perspective of the domesticated chickens they’re sorta living in a very specific fetish scenario

ignoring everything the pandemic response specialists were saying was good for the economy tho. State governors and federal agencies with no medical experience and no economics education told us so

"no reliable data" What A Curious Coincidence. I Wonder What Might Have Been Happening In That Period To Cause Such a Thing

no one talks about how difficult the world cup is for people who don’t give a fuck about sports

*street shot of zohran mamdani clad in nasty lil suit and hard hat* five months ago i was elected mayor of new york city. in that time, we have managed to COMPLETELY defeat the Staten Island Minotaur at no additional cost to the new york taxpayer

The people who insist AI is smarter than a human are doing their fucking damnedest to manifest that

the thing about modern day ciel is he’s not going to be painting his nails or wearing tshirts he’s still going to be sullen and prissy and getting molested at his private school and always standing slightly apart from his peers as though a veil exists between him and the rest of the world (on account of the molestation). he’s wearing tweed jackets. he has a dress code to observe

It pisses me off when people only count people killed outside of camps for ice kill counts. No ice hasn't just killed 4 people this year. People have been dying in camps and no one's said anything about it. They should count too. We should remember them too. They're victims just like everyone else.

FOOD DISCOURSE: reblog with ur opinions on guacamole, olives, mango, hummus, tomatoes, and cannolis

As a woman (especially young), the best thing you can do for yourself is to do it on your own. If you’re constantly waiting around for other people to come and do stuff with you then you’re gonna be waiting a long time.