Fxck This Timeline

one thing you need to know about 2014. is that what does the fox say was playing pretty much everywhere you went. and everybody was just relieved it wasn't blurred lines

I canot stress enough that those were the only 2 songs in 2014

"but the text never explicitly stated it!!!" hey, so that's actually what they tried to teach you in those english classes you barely passed 😁

12-2am lasts 15 minutes if you aren't careful

extremely funny that this has been flagged as potentially mature content. Can't let the children know about the passage of time

“can mutuals dm you?” my mutuals can fire me from a cannon through a brick wall, looney tunes style. as long as we’re all having fun

“power corrupts” does NOT mean “oppression purifies”

“Terf is a slur used to silence us” dang bitch I wish it worked shut the fuck up

"why do you know that" i am curious about the world around me

✿＼(｡-_-｡) “Kick his ass, baby.  I got yo flower.”

this should have the opportunity to be on everyone’s blog.