Garmonbozia

it doesnt make sense that a penis would get bigger if yoiu jerk it off youre literally compressing it. go crumple a can rn and tell me its bigger im not buying this narrative

Okay So .. This is What Casual Misandry Looks Like Everybody

im trying to go pro if anyone has any tips

tch. I can't contain this power any longer, it's far too powerful for any girl to hold it in this long! *I pull my panties down and my cute but unimpressive small penis flops out of them, it's not even hard* behold!! the true extent of my power !!! *one or two drops of perfectly clear cum trickle out of my foreskin, I'm visibly out of breath and start panting like I'm about to pass out* tthank you mommy,,,,

it um.. it doesn't really flop out it's uh,, a bit small for that ahah,,,

The absolute contempt for these locks is palpable.

You can tell a lot about a person by entering their mind palace and encountering their greatest fears and darkest hopes in a labyrinth reflective of their subconscious thoughts.

If you don’t let go of your prejudices and past grudges, your heart won’t blossom. 2013 is coming, let’s make a change. We only have one planet so let’s show each other some kindness.

For thousands of years humanity has selectively bred chickens to have larger breasts and to have to lay eggs constantly. We did it to get more meat and per chicken, but from the perspective of the domesticated chickens they’re sorta living in a very specific fetish scenario

passing in public makes me feel like white shrek

"Peggle make phone calls" has become shorthand for "fuck it, whatever" for me but no one ever knows what im talkingabout and it's also longer (longhand?)

using drugs is not a morally neutral matter, they make you feel nice which means they are ethical and Good

you have to do drugs. it is your sacred duty to do as many of them and to do as much of them and to do them as often as you can. being a junkie is the only form of virtue that matters

2 years ago today (July 19th)