EAT PUSSY ITS VEGAN🌱

I am truly a giggler. A laugher. A chuckler. Just somewhere in the background snickering.

i need to have a lesbian love affair that ruins me forever this summer. or next summer. or any summer i’m open to options and constructive criticism.

if i was a soccer player i'd simply kick that ball in the goal instead of wasting everyone's time

you call it crazy and obsessive i call it passionate and committed

like the old saying goes rpf allegations don’t come out of nowhere u were doing something w someone. it’s time to look inwards

me when i engage with something that i know is gonna piss me off: wow that pissed me off

i love shane because in some ways he's just so Jock and so Boy like he has zero houseplants (except for maybe a cactus or two) because he doesn't care and he forgets to water them and his house would look like shit without a designer because all his walls would be metros blue and he has to hire someone to tell him what kind of clothes to wear and his favourite thing is Sports but i just know he also doesn't play about his microfiber cleaning cloths and he stores leftovers in glass containers instead of plastic containers because microplastic and you have to use the back entrance on rainy days because he doesn't want mud on his nice floors

the first thing u need to understand about athletes is that they are cringe losers bc they skipped school in hopes of never having to work a real job. the second thing you need to understand abt athletes is that they are first and foremost workers whose years of lucrative labour are capped by the very real limit that the strain of that selfsame work puts on their bodies which means they retire at an age before most people's careers even really take off and are expected to get by for the rest of their lives on the money they earned those few years. the third thing you need to understand is that they want to fuck their coworker.

Yes Lando told me that he wants to fuck Oscar and vice versa.