I don't know how to count

Tump dies tonight while giving his speech in the hot hot sun. Like to charge, reblog to cast

the author's barely disguised longing to be a real person

the author's barely disguised longing to not be a real person

We must reduce labor to zero and then all hang out

We must reduce labor to zero for everyone except Pukicho, and than we all (excluding pukicho) can hang out

"the ones who walk away from Omelas" by Ursula K. Le guin

I feel cheated. no one on Reddit told me that tumblr is a serotonin factory. Keep liking and reblogging my posts please thanks

Just don't fly too close to the sun.

Throw me to the sun and I’ll get it pregnant

he understands the website your honour

Daily reminder to Americans on this website that American war on Iran is bad because Iranians are getting killed not because you can no longer afford going to the movies in the weekends or refill your car 😒

Y'know what, this reminder also includes non-Americans. Let's watch our words and keep the victims of American aggressions in our heart always

There's always a moment of intense cultural whiplash whenever I realize I'm talking to someone who thinks "legal" and "illegal" are meaningful categories and ascribes innate goodness to following the law. It's like meeting a space alien.

8 hours of decent sleep will have you thinking things like 'i am a beautiful horse and i will never die'

its awesome that neither mind reading nor god are real and all of the thoughts inside of your head are completely private and consequenceless forever #myprivacy

auto immune disorders happen when the immune system ignores regulatory factors and begins attacking healthy bodily tissues, due to what scientists refer to as "sheer love of the game"

explosion at health potion factory 0 dead 0 injured

phone somehow autocorrected "the joker" to "the worker." why so devoid of class consciousness, batman

people should be allowed to have low ambition, and also be able to feed a family on the salary of a cashier at a convenience store.