the west wing, seventeen people, sentence starter meme.
[Name] is an egomaniac who needs to be told what people think of him.
It’s never happened before, right?
How much time do you have?
I think you got to see this as an opportunity…
I don’t know! Shock. Betrayal. Confusion. Concern about our future.
I’m the sort of guy who remembers those things.
No, you’re the sort of guy who sends a woman flowers to be mean. You’re really the only person I’ve ever met who can do that.
Are we really going to do this every year?
Oh, shut up! Honest to God, do you ever get tired of the sound of your own voice?
Hey, we need funny people.
See, right there was a joke. It’s the oldest joke in the book…
Really? ‘Cause what I think I was trying to say was ‘Shove it!’
Okay, well, then I guessed wrong.
You know, there are times, when to put it quite simply, I hate your breathing guts.
So the flowers really did the trick, huh?
Didn’t you hear me shouting?
You’re not, you’re not, you’re not one of those people!
And get some decent pizza, yeah.
Do you wanna help me or not?
I know some of you are troubled by my frequent use of Latin references. Well, all I can say is 'no te preocupus’.
Nobody lied? Is that what you’ve been saying to yourself over and over again…
Nobody… Listen to me. Nobody lied. Nobody was asked to lie.
Well, I think it’s pretty funny but….
I’m a low maintenance lady.
You know your indignation would be a lot more interesting to me if it weren’t quite so covered in crap!
Prince of passive-aggressive behavior.
The all-night pastry chef? You were just kidding about that, right?
Except you don’t know how to use a computer.
Hey, I’m just grateful we were your last choice.
I’m gonna give you a little gift right now, which you don’t deserve.
Okay, what I need is for you to stop being like, you, for a second.
You’re gonna make fun of him now, aren’t you?
‘Cause that’s why I didn’t tell you in the first place.
Does this make you feel superior?
Yes, you are better than my old boyfriend.
I’m just sayin’ if you were in an accident, I wouldn’t stop for a beer.
If you were in an accident, I wouldn’t stop for red lights. Thanks for taking me back.