the west wing, seventeen people, sentence starter meme.
[Name] is an egomaniac who needs to be told what people think of him.
Itās never happened before, right?
How much time do you have?
I think you got to see this as an opportunityā¦
I donāt know! Shock. Betrayal. Confusion. Concern about our future.
Iām the sort of guy who remembers those things.
No, youāre the sort of guy who sends a woman flowers to be mean. Youāre really the only person Iāve ever met who can do that.
Are we really going to do this every year?
Oh, shut up! Honest to God, do you ever get tired of the sound of your own voice?
Hey, we need funny people.
See, right there was a joke. Itās the oldest joke in the bookā¦
Really? āCause what I think I was trying to say was āShove it!ā
Okay, well, then I guessed wrong.
You know, there are times, when to put it quite simply, I hate your breathing guts.
So the flowers really did the trick, huh?
Didnāt you hear me shouting?
Ā Youāre not, youāre not, youāre not one of those people!
And get some decent pizza, yeah.
Theyāre gonna hate you.
Do you wanna help me or not?
I know some of you are troubled by my frequent use of Latin references. Well, all I canĀ say is 'no te preocupusā.
Nobody lied? Is that what youāve been saying to yourself over and over againā¦
 Nobody⦠Listen to me. Nobody lied. Nobody was asked to lie.
Well, I think itās pretty funny butā¦.
Iām a low maintenance lady.Ā
You know your indignation would be a lot more interesting to me if it werenāt quite so covered in crap!Ā
Prince of passive-aggressive behavior.
What does āsnarkā mean?
The all-night pastry chef? You were just kidding about that, right?
Except you donāt know how to use a computer.
Hey, Iām just grateful we were your last choice.
Iām gonna give you a little gift right now, which you donāt deserve.
Okay, what I need is for you to stop being like, you, for a second.
Youāre gonna make fun of him now, arenāt you?
āCause thatās why I didnāt tell you in the first place.
Does this make you feel superior?
Yes, you are better than my old boyfriend.
Iām just sayinā if you were in an accident, I wouldnāt stop for a beer.
If you were in an accident, I wouldnāt stop for red lights. Thanks for taking me back.