Things Said With More Words Than Ever Required

i guess it’s because hawke is charmingly scrappy and also is obligated to have a criminal past and kill people constantly but it’s kind of funny that varric has so much beef with sebastian or blackwall for being “too nice” and yet likes blue hawke almost as much as purple

hawke says “i just wanted to protect my family :)” and varric is like aww you’re like a noble selfless fairytale hero, things will never be boring with you around, +10 approval. sebastian says “i love having opportunities to help people :)” and varric is like i can’t believe i have to fucking endure listening to this

people bitching about neve grieving if her city gets dragon'd are sooo funny. like what do you mean "she can't let it go". do you treat alistair like this when he demands loghain's head

welcome to my farm where I keep my dark horse my black sheep my scapegoat and my underdog. my canary in the coal mine died ages ago

It’s a mess here: someone looked your gift dark horse in the mouth, led it to water, and jumped back on it. Your ducks aren’t in a row, someone counted the chickens before they hatched. Your geese are silly, your brown cows aren’t explaining how, and every one of these sheep is a wolf but they don’t even notice with the amount of wool over their eyes. I’m fining you one million gold coins.

it was the goat blame the goat