no boyfriend no girlfriend no money no prospects but at least i got all these images on my cell phone

not everything is getting worse. at least you don't hear high hopes by panic at the disco every day anymore

ive talked about "childhood friends gone wrong" on here before right

there's probably already a name for this but it's a trope i coined for a very specific type of dynamic that im consistently obsessed with. give me two people who grew up together and played together and were each other's best friend and then Something Happened and now everything's fucked up but they're still friends. or they want to be at least. you look so different now and everything is so much more complicated now than when we played in your backyard but literally who else knows me better than you. who else could i ever call my best friend

Hey kids, you need to start worrying a little less about getting “#mogged” and a little more about getting “#smogged”. This is an Air Quality Index public service announcement.

Victor Frankenstein after achieving the impossible and building a fucking person from scraps of the dead: Oh god, ew, ew it's ugly! Yucky! Yucky! Gross! Ew! Ew! Yucky! Yucky! Gross! Ew!

do u wanna see the gromit sweater i knitted last year

No death cab for ugly? Ugly has to walk?

just heard a coworker say "I know this thing wouldn't even work for Jesus" about her printer

heard three people say "amen" in response