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Whereβs that one post thatβs like Reasons Why My Wife Cried This Week and when are we gonna get a fanfic of that but Ryland Grace.
Reasons my human has cried:
* New student, very small. Grace said it was pebble. Pebble is small Earth rock. Pebble likes name.
* He found out Eridians have no gender rules.
* Students brought him mineral sample. After he stopped crying he said he loves show-and-tell game. Human naming conventions oddly literal.
* I told him Earthsun grew bright.
* I took him up atop atmosphere bypass elevator to look at stars.
* He woke up from nap and found me still with him. I did not wait on his chest; he says I am heavy like βelephantβ and he βcouldnβt breathe.β I laid my arm over him instead, kept him close, feeling safe. He said βcuddleβ was warm.
* Before class he heard younglings singing.
* He has plants in house from sprouts on ship. Plant grew βbud.β
* Engineers got seawater temperature right. He took off shoes and stood in water, sighing. He didnβt care about pants getting damp. Cried until shirt was also damp. Humans very endlessly wet.
* He missed βDoritos.β
* Adrian helped food scientists make taumoeba dried paste. Made it crunchy after heating. We fused it into triangle form. Told him it was Tauritos. That made him laugh-cry. Laugh-cry is rare and precious.
* He remembered Eridians have no gender rules.
* We made him celebration outfit. Used metals he calls pretty. He can see frequencies named βcolorfulβ and βshiny.β These make humans happiest.
* I gave him hug when he wasnβt expecting it. Easier to hug close now with exosuit. Hug when Grace sitting down so he does not fall over.
* Told him to think long time, stay with me as long as he can.
SPG!!!!
Imagine being Rocky in your spaceship when the first errors begin and you realize that the predator is eating your fuel and you have absolutely no way to stop it. Imagine thinking that even after all this, the death of your crew, the unlikely partnership, the wild success, the almost self sacrifice, you're never actually going to make it home. Everyone you love is going to die a slow and painful death.
Or almost everyone. The only bright spark is the friend you made along the way, the one you gave just enough fuel to make it home. You have to hope that he's not in the same predicament, but you know that his ship is made of strange material that could resist the amoeba better. You couldn't save your own world, but you could save his, and maybe that was all you could ever do.
You settle in, you make peace, as Grace would say, and just as you lay down you hear an impossible sound. A sound you think at first you might be imagining. A sound that is achingly familiar. A sound only possible because you insisted that you both make it out alive.
There is a knock at the door.

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the upgraded xenonite suit was invented shortly after
inspired by this tweet
My husbandβs job primarily employs adult men but there is one (1) teenage girl and my husband said originally he worried she might be a bit of an outcast but instead every man on the crew was like βhuh guess I am a dad/older brother now.β
She was in a car crash on the way to work one morning and called my husband to let him know sheβd be late and he was like wtf guess Iβm gonna be late too because Iβm coming to pick you up and then he told his team and they were like I think you mean WE are coming.
Imagine you are a teenage girl probably rushing to get to work and you crash your probably new car and feel absolutely miserable and now youβll be late to work but then suddenly in the distance a car full of all the adult men you work with just pulls up and is likeΒ βwe came all the way here to pick you upβ the mental image right now is fr.
Apparently she tried to call her dad but it was 3am and he was obviously sleeping so she called my husband and he not only came to find her but fished her glasses out of the hood of the car (sheβd dropped them while looking inside), drove her to the hospital, and told her to take the day off. She insisted on coming back to work so he used his lunch break to watch TV with her to make sure she didnβt doze off (concussion risk).
Youβve heard of the Mom friend but my husband is very much the Dad friend. He said when he answered the phone she said βhey please donβt be madβ and heβs never felt such powerful Fatherhood energy in his life.
Girl: *calls for aid*
Every single dad packed into the car:
This is possibly my favorite response to this post
This girls father: Thanks for helping my daughter out guys
Your husband and all his coworkers:
perhaps some will disagree, but i think the world got worse when we changed the colour of the night
this is what i mean
Via @bulbaderp
To be clear, THIS is how nights of the future should be lit
This is bat friendly street lighting, which not only looks sick as fuck but allows bats to pass through without disturbance, as they cannot see red.
orange and especially white lights deter bats and prevent them from reaching feeding grounds at nighttime. Please if you can, write to your local council and encourage red street lights!!!!
ALSO! red light doesnβt fuck up human night vision much so you can go in and out of lit areas without readjusting
red light gang rise up
It's also not just bats! Many nocturnal animals cannot see/are not disturbed by red light. So even if you don't particularly care about bats or live in an area without a native bat population this is still relevant to you!
rocky sick of your shit, statement.
The way Rocky pushes up into the xenonite so he can be even closer to Grace and the way Grace wraps his arms tighter around him have I ever mentioned they make me fucking ill.
AND ROCKY'S HAPPY HUMS OF CONTENTMENT GOD. THEY MAKE ME SO SICK!!!!!!

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More character cards: New Generation Faves Edition. Enjoy.
Modern WWE Part 1.
Modern WWE Part 2.
Modern WWE Part 3.
WWF Attitude Era: Main Eventers
literally how i feel after one 20 degree april day
Im enjoying the longevity of tumblrs recontextualization style of humor. a seemingly innocuous post followed by like "posts that a gnome would make" or like "are you a phone"
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I love this post
The horse thinks as it scratches an itch
Wishing everyone a very Happy Earth Day with Stratt, who always put Earth first! ππ±

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"It would have been easier if you'd just said yes."
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I love rediscovering tweets like this, they make me laugh πππ