monthly skeppy update: did you know your tonsils can grow back even if you get a full tonsilectomy? and you can find this out by going to the doctor for a sore throat and being sent to the er for "severe tonsillitus". in the tonsils you regrew. the last 24 hours were fun. my boyfriend is feeding me tiny shreds of bread like a baby bird

if you want to know anything about my boyfriend i think saying he has 27 days worth of playtime in fe:3h and "hasnt even done everything" is enough. and he rips the insides out of baguettes to make more space for ingredients and gives it to me (perfect)

Happy birthday to Raymond Queneau! (February 21st)

"I CANT HANDLE THIS" *handles this*

"I CANT TAKE ANOTHER DAY" *takes another day*

cant help but notice that everyone helped Markiplier make 21 million at the box office EVEN THOUGH he tried to sell the sinister potion. WHICH IS FORBIDDEN!

im awfully pretentious for someone who knows nothing and does nothing. solution is to become someone who knows everything and does everything. because i am not getting off this high horse. im velcroed to the saddle. im fused to the horse.

A Skeleton is no joke... That's not even to mention a Skeleton Champion or a Bone Lord... I mean, fuggeddaboutit

i, a gentleman of good standing, punctually arrived at what i mistakenly believed was a horse auction, as i have been on the hunt for a steed, only to discover a conspiracy of pony fetishists mongering human flesh. they mistook my finery for the pomp of a prized dressage horse and urged me onto the block. imagine my chagrin! “nay! nay!” i protested, and well, you may guess how that went over

big fan of when characters don’t really believe in an afterlife (or seem like the type not to) while also having an unshakable certainty that they specifically are going to hell

I think the ideal mutual is someone with some solid common ground but who also has a bonkers niche interest that’s totally foreign to you. It’s like a friendly educational experience