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watching your titties get sucked on is therapeutic

Doing the titty sucking is therapeutic

couples therapy

honestly it is SO goddamn funny whenever some straight man calls me a whore or a bitch or something like girl you think that shit hurts my feelings? my closest friend once told me i dressed like an accounting major going through her 2nd divorce while trying to get her oldest stepchild to call her once a month. THATS a real insult. try harder.

I love this post because one time my younger sister told me I looked like a turtle from one of the Ice Age movies and since then nothing has cut me deeper than that

yea that’s him :/

its dj erectile disfunction on the beat

making sure yall go hard even though i cant

Men will cum in anything…..you could throw a plate across the room and a man will fuck it before it lands

wow this Margaret Atwood poem slaps

The use of the princess bride implies that they’re both windex

it also implies that op developed immunity to windex