What the hell did you do?
Why did you decide that it was a good idea for you to knock on my door at two in the morning?
I wouldn't particularly say that it's a good idea
that was my favourite mug
What on earth told you that skating around the arena at top speed was a good idea?
You’ve caught me at a really bad time.
Hang on. Where’s the baby?
How – how did you find me?
Excuse me. Excuse me! Yes, you. You’re sitting in my seat.
I don’t think it can be repaired.
Let’s hear your side of the story.
I don’t know what happened, officer.
There’s blood everywhere.
Right, who’s drawn the short straw this time?
I don’t even hate you. That would imply I cared.
There’s no point running.
How are you feeling today? A little better, hmm?
This is going to be way harder than we thought.
I love you! No time to explain – gotta go.
When did you last see him? Think! This is important!
Oh man, I’ve had the worst day ever.
This isn’t what it looks like, I swear! Okay … it’s kind of what it looks like, but just give me a chance to explain.”
I’ll take that as a compliment.
Woah, back up. You’re losing me.
Well, that’s not a very nice way of putting it. But yes, I suppose you’re right.
Okay, I think we do need to call an ambulance.
Oh my gosh, are you sure? Like, sure sure?
You must have misheard me.
Actually, I think this is the wrong way…
Believe me, my dear, no-one regrets this more than I do.
Didn’t your mother ever tell you not to talk to strangers?
Don’t worry. I hated that wallpaper, anyway.
No. Hell, no. Absolutely not.
If you could just set it down – very slowly – and then back away.
I’ve never actually liked chocolate.”
I find it very hard to believe that, I’m afraid.
That’s a very … bold … thing to say.
And you can’t think of any other reason?
I’m going to give you five seconds to take that back.
You’re wrong. That’s not what happened at all.
I’m sorry. That sounds awful.
Do you maybe think, in retrospect, that this was a terrible idea?
Good. I meant it to hurt.
So hang on, let me get this straight.
Actually, I think you’d find that most people have a pretty massive problem with that.
You have to tell her. It wouldn’t be right not to.
I need nothing but my mad skills, rugged good looks, and maybe half a million dollars.
That’s it! I’m killing them all.” / “Wait, but what about the plan?” / “Forget the plan! These idiots keep getting on my nerves. They have no one to blame but themselves.
I made breakfast, but I didn’t know what you liked so I made enough to probably feed a small tribe.
Hey! Yeah it’s me….guess what…I’m coming home.
Sweetheart, what did you bury in the garden?
How much of that did you hear?
For what it’s worth, I don’t know much about you either.
I have a lot going for me, but humility is not one of them.
Oh, dang! What have you done to yourself?
Is that seriously your password?
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