Down at Fraggle Rock

A good Spring look: me at the Farmers Market with hard nipples

Bad news the Farmers Market is closed from the plague… Will just have hard nipples at home now 

ahAHAHA OMG

Bruh, if you don’t think that having historically significant events well documented from multiple perspectives is a good thing, then idk what the hell u doin.

Besides, like, that is literally a Giant Monster Rampaging Through The Town. What the fuck is the everyday person gonna do other than Tweet/Instagram/Post about it going “It’s the apocalypse you guys! Eyyyy lmao #apocalypse #deathrising #nofilter”?

#like come on your cellphone may not defeat the beast#but it can gain you like 50000 followers before the skies start raining blood so#who’s the REAL winner here? (via @purplebloodedmajesty)

And heck, even if your own death is inevitable getting information out could help save other people, even if it can’t save you. ‘Here are 20 livestreams of the giant tentacle monster including how it moves and attacks, how can we beat it?’ is way more useful than ‘an entire city got wiped off the map and things smell vaguely of calimari idk man’

reblogging for this perfection: ‘an entire city got wiped off the map and things smell vaguely of calimari idk man’ 

I personally would be trying to give the Great One flowers and chocolate, but I don’t fault others for watching to get a picture of something so glorious and terrible. 😍

Head canon: Accepted

HOLY SHIT

High Fidelity (2000) - dir. Stephen Frears

I just tried this! I think it seriously works!

rebloop to save a life

dating site for dumbasses called okstupid

i simply do not vibe with the concept of having to give human hours of my life in exchange for the necessities of living

Please keep boosting this, free knowledge is so important people.

I love the Ents in Lord of the Rings because just imagine…committing eco-terrorism with a giant talking tree…just imagine if you could wake up the oak tree down the block like “hey let’s go march on the White House” and the tree would be like “sick”